Add the Punchline to Our Bathtub Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Mark Winters, who provided the winning punchline to last week's dog comic:
You know, there are easier ways to cover up that bald spot.
Jen Miller
6:43 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
"Bob, I think you misunderstood us when we said the company was 'taking a bath'"
Jenn King Radtke
7:01 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
UM..Chuck, I think you are taking casual Friday's a little too far!
Mike Eikleberry
8:14 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
OK next we have our treasurer's report..... how's that water temperature, Bill?
Mike
8:30 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
We appreciate your dedication to personal hygiene Fred, but please, keep BOTH hands out of the water.
kenn
8:31 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Marvin, I know things are tough, but this is not what I imagined when you said you'd twitter us from your vacation.
kenn
8:43 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Marvin, we're aware of the cutbacks on small group vacations, but taking turns in the tub is no paradise island.
Rayanne Carlson
8:46 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
My guess is, this new Interactive visual aid concept is telling us we are in hot water and all washed up?
BeanieB
9:33 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
And last, but not least, we'd all like to thank Melvin for his special report on "Multi-tasking in the Work Place."
Stacy Tettemer
9:58 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Senator even if the entire rubber ducky vote went to you it would not get you the nomination.
Astoria
10:00 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Bob, that's not what we meant when we said we were going to "clean house".
Liz Kotulski
10:12 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
This is not how you make a big splash in this company!!
Dennis Poma
10:18 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
We have got to ballance this budget. The next person to make a negative comment has too get in the tub with Bill.
Marissa Amoni
12:46 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
OK. It floats.
William Monroe
1:30 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Why is this bathtub sitting on a dog?
glenn clark
1:53 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
cutting the bugget in half for viagra add
Paul Smith
1:58 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Stan you really are in hot water now aren't you?
Paul Lark
2:05 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Dick, if I see any bubbles...
Adeline Punchline
4:11 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Bill, for God's sake, put a helmet on that soldier!
Ron Mattson
4:47 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Good, Bob. Two years of visualizing the future and this is the result?
Jef Player
6:26 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Okay, first order of business today is to re-visit our policies on casual day apparell.
Dennis Sully Sullivan
6:32 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
The Super Bowl add was not accepted well in the BORED room
Michael Patrick
8:14 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
'And I will continue to bathe at the board meetings until well 14 has been repaired'
Sheila Raddatz
9:28 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
How long are we going to ignore the 800# gorilla in the room?
Sharon Samuel
9:54 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Brain storming is not all it's "quacked up" to be!
Scratch on Patch
9:54 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Last one in gets a visit from HR tomorrow… Tami, I’ve got your pink slip waiting.
Scratch on Patch
10:01 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Dick shot his ball 8” short of clearing the ladies tee on the last hole of the corporate golf outing…
Robert Scott
10:23 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Dwight, we will let Yorkville Police know you found the last one of their stolen ducks!
cindy
11:12 pm on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Well I think it has actually happened, Smith finally quacked!
mg
8:07 am on Thursday, January 12, 2012
Ummm... I knew there was a reason I called for this meeting, I guess it really doesn't matter now.
Steve
8:17 am on Thursday, January 12, 2012
George I know you said that you wanted to come clean to the board, but this is not what I had in mind!
Brian
8:31 am on Thursday, January 12, 2012
I second that motion: Throw out the CEO with the bath water!
Brian Jones
10:50 am on Thursday, January 12, 2012
George it is You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It is not WASH!!!
Pete
1:03 pm on Thursday, January 12, 2012
. . . and then there’s Chuck. Well, it was a good try but you’re not fooling anyone with this ‘shrinkage’ nonsense. We all know what we saw a the company Christmas party!
Tony
1:39 pm on Friday, January 13, 2012
"Never mind the personal hygiene presentation, Bill--that sure is a bummer of a place to have a duck-shaped birth mark."
Ram Seichert
9:43 pm on Friday, January 13, 2012
The highway commissioner has finally joined us at a board meeting and will demonstrate how to build a new bridge over the tub.
Freddie Kissell
11:57 am on Saturday, January 14, 2012
What's with the Sam Reichert obsession?
Dale Stout
7:54 pm on Saturday, January 14, 2012
This is a new wrinkle.
Diane W.
12:04 pm on Sunday, January 15, 2012
All in favor of pulling the plug on Fred, say "aye".
jaskie1505
4:17 pm on Sunday, January 15, 2012
Now that was funny.
Tami
1:54 pm on Thursday, January 19, 2012
"Oops, I forgot to bring a towel!"