Ralph, just give it to him! The old "Grizzly Adams" reruns are at 8:00 and Goldy is expecting him home by 9:00.

Dear, just give him the remote, you know how he loves watching the Bears.

Come on Honey! Let him watch the Cubs game.
You can watch the SOX WIN! SOX Win! tomorrow.

Honey, why is their a bear sitting on our coach and why is he trying to take MY remote and WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS???

Ah, come on, those toilet paper commercials aren't that bad...

Congratulations to Missing34.

"C'mon Ralph, you KNOW there'll be trouble bruin if he doesn't watch the Bears."

Honey you know it's bad when HE doesn't even want to watch the Cubs! Just hand over the remote already and give it up; there's always next year.

Honey we talked about it, Remote Control Intervention will be hard but Teddy E Bear is here to help.

Don't you "bear" touch my remote!!!

Teddy your not yourself when your hungry.....Eat a Snickers.

We can't watch the Sox play on T.V. anymore, because it's embarrassing they are only averaging 25-26,000 per game.

Now Staley, no TV until you do your homework.

Honey, BEE nice!

Honey, he's been unbearable lately. Let him watch his shows for a while.

Give that thing back to my mother!

We finally know the answer: Does a bear sit in the woods? Only if the den has a couch.

Brett, you promised him he could watch animal planet if the Bears beat the Packers. Now let him have the remote.

See Bob? I told you it was tough to be a Packer's fan and live in Chicago.

Honey, remember the last time that you wanted to watch the Packers? Look at your right foot Now, change the game back to the Bears.

Careful Stanley.....or a fuzzy white rabbit wont be the only thing he wipes with.

Your the one that wanted to move from Green Bay to Chicago Herb, Hand over the remote or no cheese tonight!

(Christopher Robin all grown up)
"Come on Chris, just give him a chance! He ain't no Winnie the Pooh but he'll have to do!! "

I can't bear to watch any more shark week shows.

Come on Ownerman, its my turn and you know it! Ask Mom!

Remember what happened to the rabbit who took my red hat. Yeah...me too. I want my remote back.

Come on, hand it over... I can't Bear preseason games!

Harry, you told him he can watch tonight's episode of "Human Planet"

Why do you want this remote Bear? You don't have opposable thumbs, so you can't change the channel anyways.

dear, you promised him that he could watch the salmon channel.

Dont give him that controller again!!! All he does is hit the "paws" button...

Honey, for goodness sakes, it"s Teddy's turn. Please let the bear have his turn!

Come on! Just "Bear" with me, you'll like "When Animals Attack."

No remote for you. You need to hibernate.

I'm going to ask nicely one more time. Give me the remote or I maul you!

Dear...he just wants to see his Grandpa Yogi.

It's not always about the 800 LB Elephant in the room you know!!!!!!!!!

All he wants to do is watch Dora! He has to go back to the reserve in 1 hour!

Geez Fred! I thought you were just gonna take a WALK on the wild side.

His claws do NOT pull the buttons out of the remote...now give the remote back to him before he goes "grizzly" on you!

I told you we should have gotten a watch DOG.

All he wants to do Dear is "push your buttons" Kinda like you do mine!

Just tell him what I usually tell you.......Keep your "paws" off!

But " Mister Ranger Sir " ?

I just had an idea for a new rug in your man cave.

Didn't you ever read "If You Give A Mouse a Cookie"?

I really need to build a man cave.

Honey, put the Bears game back on. You KNOW he’s an Urlacher fan!!

It isn't cute anymore since you took him from the circus last week, is it.

Come on Frank. One more episode of "So You Think You Can Growl" is not going to kill you.

"OK, OK. If you give him the remote, you can sit on the couch without your pants on too."

Just give it to him, he's right. He has a "claws" in his contract...

Honey, I told you not to bring friend home