What's turducken?

I just love the cows saying "eat more chicken"

"You didn't tell me this place served Foie gras!"
"You didn't tell us this place served fried chicken!"

When Oswego gets a Duck-Fil-A I'll be just as paranoid as you are.

"Ever had the chicken parmesan? I hear it's great!"

Do either of you know what Pekin Duck is?

I was thinking of getting the frog legs. They say it tastes just like chicken, it's not really eating chicken.

Order whatever you want and just put in on my bill

The fried chicken special looks good.......what do you mean you want to leave?

Dude, this is a picture of your sister...I should know!

The waitress is quite a chick

Hi..my name is Mallard...what's yours?...Let me guess...Click and Clack....what are youuuuu having?? :)

Waddle you have?

Look, don't you two think your going to Duck out with paying your share of the Bill.

".....don't look at me like that....this is Kentucky Fried Chicken not Kentucky Fried Duck!"

This is the last time I'm letting you two pick the place.

"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, what's the deal with the hen?"

"How's the chicken here?"

OK lets see Hummmmmm I am looking at this menu and I know their are 5 Food groups

1.grains,
2.vegetables,
3.fruits,
4.meat,fish and beans
5.milk

What is wrong with this menu I'm seeing here
it says

1.grains ( ok bird food,corn late summer, nuts in the fall)
2.vegetables ( lettuce, grass)
3.fruits (apple,when they fall from the trees)

Yes but where is meat, fish, I ask you two to pick out a place and you pick this.
I get this all the time I wanted meat and fish.

You two Oh gosh !!!!

Sorry I'm late, I hit a jet stream over Missouri, do they have a gluten free menu?

Ok, so who really was first, you or the egg?

I've always wanted to eat at a French restaurant, I hear the Foie Gras is to die for!

Thank goodness this is a vegetarian diner, so nobody will order us for dinner!

I remember you when you were two good eggs.

"How are the eggs, Benedict?"

With feta cheese? Really?

Relax guys, it was just a joke. I am not having the fried chicken.........hmmm the Denver omlet looks good though.

I am thinking Quiche...

"Why yes, I did see your kids...they just went by on a Big Breakfast platter"

Duck - "What are you guys looking at?" (the back-round name of the diner appears to be Duck's Diner, implying they serve duck..get it?)

"Sorry, guys...when I heard that they had chicken strips I thought it was a nudie bar"

Act cool guys, I just saw a total fox walk in.

"Got any grapes?"

They don't serve Quakers here!

How about you guys, I want a turkey burger!

“What?? All I said was, it tastes like chicken.”

“guys, the spikey ketchup on your heads is cool but, having
it running down your front tends to ruin the look.”

"...a l'orange means, 'eats for free' in French."

"...I told him to quack-off and I waddled right out of there!"

Have you guys tried the McBeaks?

"...but it was a horrible dream about a parallel universe where humans eat US ! "

"...and if either of you choke, rest assured that I am safety certified in the Hen-lich maneuver."

"Well, according to my wife, EVERYTHING tastes like human."

Have we decided who is gonna pick- up the bill?

You know, foie gras isn't all it's quacked up to be.

"...so I told her I want want a chicken salad sandwich, toasted, hold the chicken..."

I hear the soylent green is excellent!

Sorry fellas Duck isn't on the menu tonight!

"Yes, she did request to be cremated..but I figured this was close enough, and much cheaper !"

What's wrong? Don't they serve sailors here?

I started coming here when the Duck Inn closed in Geneva.

I'd make a joke about Chicken but I think I'll have the duck insead