Add the Punchline to Our Fishy Mitt and Newt Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Robert Scott, who provided the winning punchline to last week's cow comic:
Are you hiring? I was just fired from the local slaughter house due to a conflict of interest.
Tony
7:28 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I guess this is why the fish aren't biting.
Jay VIrzi
8:21 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
When you said we were going to get some cold, slimy, scalely, animals, I really thought you meant fish!!!
Jody McIntyre
8:29 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Fishin's not so good this year. Throw them back?
D.A.
8:33 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
If we have to choose one and vote, I vote for the penguin!
Greg Nelson
8:36 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I was hoping for a FAT Dem-O-Fish sandwich but Repub-O-Fin is all the rage these days and I hear better for you.
jaskie1505
8:58 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
They've turned Ron Paul into a penguin. Hate to see what they did to Santorum.
Bill
9:01 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Suddenly I want to play "Whack-A-Mole".
Bob Wyngard
10:17 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Sorry, Honey, neither one is a "keeper".
Phil Besler
10:48 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
This is what happens when you fish too close to a nuclear plant.
Cary
12:50 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
That makes 3 that won't win in Florida.......
Dori
2:02 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Who unplugged those holes? Plug them back up and quick!!
Terry Bermes
5:24 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Dang!!! I should have packed the harpoons!
Rick Helfrich
5:57 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Hook one of 'em, honey! The one we put in the Oval Office four years ago is falling apart.
Clay Hamm
6:37 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Look honey, a Mewt!
Christopher Yap
12:54 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Guys, I meant "poles," not "polls."
David Chesney
6:44 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Why so many "ice" holes?
Channahon Resident
7:15 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Hurry up and catch one of them...they will be better then what we have in office now.
Scratch on Patch
8:44 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Bruce Wayne just wanted to get away. Then the Penguin, Joker, and Riddler had to ruin it.
Ron Tartarella
10:43 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
I'm hanging with the Penguin; at least, he'll teach me how to ice-fish....
Ron Tartarella
10:51 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Peter Penguin can withstand the cold, but can the other two take the heat?
Christopher Yap
12:28 pm on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Guys, when they say that the next poll is in the South, they don’t mean the South Pole!
Lorianne Juskiewicz
3:53 pm on Thursday, January 26, 2012
"...And you promised me I would be safe from hearing about politics today, if I turned off ALL my electronic devices and joined you for a quiet afternoon, enjoying nature's wildlife."
jerri powell
5:46 pm on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Lets perch a new president because we need to drown our current "worm"
CL
7:25 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Even with catch and release they just won't go away!