"Don't tell me, Obama got you?"

You'll have to wait for the shark to pass you because shark bite is not covered by your crappy insurance.

If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen this!!!!

Bob, how many times do I have to tell you can't hang and party with the kids anymore. They'll eat you alive.

I've heard of jumping the shark, but this is ridiculous!

This cartoon, like most of the others, is just plain stupid!

"I think you need to see a specialist."

"I recommend you go back to red meat and veggies. Stay away from seafood for a while."

Usually when you order Shark Fin Soup, it's just the fin.

I was delivering a candygram....and....

No more excuses from either of you.....I'll be right back with TWO gloves!

Well, Mrs. Smith... I believe I've discovered the problem with your pet shark. He's swallowed Edward Norton.

I hate to tell you this but studying for the Illinois Bar exam is causing some internal issues.

Remember that story in the bible about Jonah and the whale. Well......

Nice try Bob, but when they said "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" I'm not sure they were referring to lawyers!

You should look at the bright side, most people pay a small fourtune for an authentic Sharkskin Jacket

Just as I thought...You'll need a new set of Jaws.

Well, the shark seems healthy. Now what seems to be your problem?

"I see your trouble. It's some undigested red meat."

Stop swimming in the ocean! The salt and sharks aren't goos for your body! How many times do I have to tell you this??!!!? Sometimes, at night, I wonder about your mental health.

It's a shark eat shark world. Next time, take smaller bites.

When's the last time you flossed Nemo? You seem to have someone stuck between your teeth.

Jed, I done told ya! No more noodling in the ocean!

The good news is that you have two new career options... Lawyer and agent

Another Republican candidate eaten up by the American people.

Okay, fun is fun Bob... Now where's the zipper?