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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Alex Bradley, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Snowman cartoon:

So this is what happens when you take Frosty's Hat.

Mary Bart February 14, 2013 at 01:17 pm
I've never seen anything like this before - you have chicken pox.
Joan Reda February 14, 2013 at 01:20 pm
Results in-
Your MOO is out of commission!!!
Jim Brennan February 14, 2013 at 02:54 pm
Don't worry Ms. Bovine, the chicken is fine and the car you bravely pushed it away from only grazed your brisket so you should be very tender...I mean, you might be sore for a little while.
John McCormack February 14, 2013 at 03:05 pm
I think we've identified the source of your mooo-d swings and upset stomachs.
Marla F. February 14, 2013 at 03:14 pm
Good one.
Marla F. February 14, 2013 at 03:15 pm
The test results came back. It seems that you are lactose intolerant.
Andrew Jeffery February 14, 2013 at 04:17 pm
"But doctor, I can't possibly have mad cow disease... I'm a squirrel"
Erin M. February 14, 2013 at 04:28 pm
The pain should subside. I'll have the nurse give you some warm milk to help you sleep.
Beth February 14, 2013 at 06:44 pm
Mr. Cowler, all the blood tests came back negative. It seems you're suffering from a mooood disorder.
Kevin Fitzpatrick February 14, 2013 at 07:32 pm
You're lactose intolerant. Might cause you to kick things. I'm releasing you and Mrs. O'Leary will pick you up.
Teegan Jones February 14, 2013 at 08:27 pm
good one!
Buford Pusser February 14, 2013 at 08:36 pm
Mrs. Obama your surgery was a success. I still say you should go back to the bangs.
Lee Hartman February 14, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Lee
Nursing your new baby does make you feel like a cow sometimes, doesn't it Mrs. McDonald.
LORNA SHAW February 15, 2013 at 12:58 am
Im affraid your insurance has run out but McDonalds & Burger King would like to move you to one of their facilities.
Mary Bryan February 15, 2013 at 01:59 am
It's no TEAT to tell you this but your MOO-RI came back UDDERLY positive. Your HOCKs must come out. Please contact Moo-cross, Moo-shield for your upcoming BEEFectomy.
Donna February 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm
I am sorry Mrs. Calf, we will have to moove you to a new room.
Jeff February 15, 2013 at 01:21 pm
Want to watch a moovie?
Mary 59 February 15, 2013 at 01:32 pm
Why are moo questioning my diagnosis?
Drew McElligott February 15, 2013 at 05:03 pm
Haven't I treated you beefore?
Mary Lehuta February 16, 2013 at 12:04 am
W',re releasing you today, Mrs. Brown. Your insurance company claims you're milking it.
L W Sagan February 16, 2013 at 12:36 am
"We'll be rolling you down to surgery as soon as the orderly shows up with the Guernsey."
Mitch Dinges February 16, 2013 at 04:39 am
So you tripped and fell when your ran out of Morton's of Chicago when you saw the Batavia School Board and Administrators come in for dinner?
Teegan Jones February 16, 2013 at 10:54 am
There will be greener pastures ahead.
L W Sagan February 16, 2013 at 01:06 pm
"It's hay fever."
L W Sagan February 16, 2013 at 01:14 pm
" Sorry, but my malpractice insurance won't allow me to perform a quadruple laparoscopic gastric banding."
L W Sagan February 16, 2013 at 01:20 pm
"Well, we've determined that as long as you continue to engage in S & M, you will only be able to give out whipped cream."
BS February 18, 2013 at 02:39 am
Good news Joan Rivers.......Your surgury has made a huge improvement!
Kristine Magnuson March 11, 2013 at 07:48 pm
"Sorry, but there's nothing I can give you for your infection, Ma'm. Your chart here says you're on the strictly-no-GMO-or-antibiotics HMO."
Kristine Magnuson (I was about to draw a cartoon with this same pun and a sickly cow when I found your contest and Chuck Ingwersen's cartoon by searching some key words. But I like Chuck's cartoon better than anything that I might have drawn.)
Kristine Magnuson March 11, 2013 at 08:15 pm
I think the funniest captions are from Rick, Linda (H-M-MOO and greener pastures), LW (the lactose intolerance one and the Guernsey one, too). I also really like the ones by Janet B., Brian M. and Ann L. And Ken's "udder failure" caption.
Kristine Magnuson March 11, 2013 at 08:19 pm
Oh yes, and Brian M.'s is my other favorite. So many great entries.

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