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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Oswego Resident, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Kangaroo's cartoon:

"Hop in the sack, you said?"
"Not really what I had in mind."

Melissa February 28, 2013 at 12:14 am
are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
Melissa February 28, 2013 at 12:17 am
your paws should really be at 3:00 and 9:00.
Paul Brian February 28, 2013 at 12:22 am
OK, so you have slow left lane driving down great. Now all we have to do is teach you how to parallel park and you're off to see Jesse White.
Wade Gustafson February 28, 2013 at 12:28 am
"my gay dog is driving my car!?!?"
Anthony February 28, 2013 at 03:37 am
I say "come" when your in the back yard and you just sit there, but mom says come and you respond like this?
Wade Gustafson February 28, 2013 at 04:34 am
"did you just try to defecate on my face?" - man to dog
steve herzog February 28, 2013 at 11:14 am
Relax, They aren"t following to close, they just want to sniff!
L W Sagan February 28, 2013 at 02:02 pm
" Yes, she IS hot....but I don't think the officer found being called 'The Complete Bitch' to be complimentary in humanspeak."
L W Sagan February 28, 2013 at 02:04 pm
" I said SHIFT - with a "F"! Now just look what you've done to my seatcovers!"
L W Sagan February 28, 2013 at 03:42 pm
" Well that's unfortunate - it looks like Spot's driving instructor picked an inopportune time to use the word 'rollover', eh?"
charlies angel February 28, 2013 at 05:16 pm
Lol
charlies angel February 28, 2013 at 05:17 pm
lol
charlies angel February 28, 2013 at 05:17 pm
Lmao
George Craig February 28, 2013 at 08:24 pm
Hey wait a minute, is this payback for me tricking you to the Vet?
I. J. February 28, 2013 at 11:03 pm
"You looked so much better at the bar last night"
DF February 28, 2013 at 11:20 pm
Am I dreaming or is a cat driving the car next to us?
Sondra Keller March 1, 2013 at 02:12 am
You're safer with me driving -- I don't have thumbs, so I can't text and drive.
shazamsondra@gmail.com
Sondra Keller March 1, 2013 at 02:13 am
just left a punchline, thx
sana khatib March 1, 2013 at 04:04 am
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sana khatib March 1, 2013 at 04:07 am
What taking the dog out for a walk will look like in 2023.
ALLEN CALVIN SR March 1, 2013 at 09:18 pm
Remember what I taught you, seatbelt on and hold the wheel at 10 and 2.
Wade Gustafson March 1, 2013 at 11:44 pm
Let's see how this goes, though I can't imagine it could be any worse than having a woman behind the wheel!
Rick Anderson March 2, 2013 at 02:50 pm
It's called roadkill don't worry about it.
Sondra Keller March 2, 2013 at 06:17 pm
to Rick Anderson
So far, you've won as far as I'm concerned. Sondra
Sondra Keller March 2, 2013 at 06:18 pm
to Rick Anderson -
So far, you've won if my vote means anything. Sondra
ALLEN CALVIN SR March 3, 2013 at 07:47 pm
No, this is not what a K-9 patrol look like.
ALLEN CALVIN SR March 5, 2013 at 02:46 pm
Really! You don't get mad when someone calls your mother a bitch?
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Reed Callahan April 4, 2013 at 03:14 pm
How do you think you are going to reach the brakes?
Reed Callahan April 4, 2013 at 03:15 pm
Some chickens make it across.

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