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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dirk Jackson, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Magic Bear cartoon:

Abracabeara! I always mess up that word.

Ray Sidzik January 16, 2013 at 01:42 pm
"No jockeying for the position!"
Buford Pusser January 16, 2013 at 01:44 pm
Is this the line for the new OTB?
Maureen January 16, 2013 at 01:52 pm
I got laid off during election season, unless you're an elephant or an ass, there is no work!
L W Sagan January 16, 2013 at 02:17 pm
"I know the ad said they would help find work for the handicapped, but I don't think they meant it in the horse racing sense of the word."
Bob Howard January 16, 2013 at 02:34 pm
"you're in the wrong line 'Silver', the try-outs for Notre Dame quarterback are down the hall"
John Iwaszkiewicz January 16, 2013 at 03:10 pm
"You do realize that this line is for lawyers only...horsesense isnt welcome here...mules and jackasses only"........take that Bob Howard! LOL
Carol Reisenbuckler January 16, 2013 at 03:12 pm
Hey Mr. Ed did your royalties run out on your old TV show and make you not famous anymore? I dare you to talk your way into a job in the real world!
R. Paxson January 16, 2013 at 03:12 pm
"It's the horse I rode in on."
Tanya Bons January 16, 2013 at 03:23 pm
You know there is no labor when The Workhorse is standing in line at the job fair.
Corey Jutila January 16, 2013 at 04:06 pm
Times really must be tough, the 25 cent horse that sits outside the dollar store is out of work.
Greg Nelson January 16, 2013 at 04:38 pm
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name / It felt good to be out of the rain / In the desert you can remember your name and jobs to come by are just the same.
Jim Frankiewicz January 16, 2013 at 04:46 pm
I know, I know, unemployment give us all a long face.
Buford Pusser January 16, 2013 at 05:17 pm
Is this the casting line for the new God Father movie? They are looking for a horses head!
lee January 16, 2013 at 06:00 pm
Hi I am former ceo for hair club for men,and you must be Mr ed?
L W Sagan January 16, 2013 at 06:03 pm
"Sorry, Wildfire, but I don't think anyone is at this job fair to hire stall-buster-downers."
steve king January 16, 2013 at 08:34 pm
Frau Blucher ?
Bob B January 16, 2013 at 10:44 pm
Finally, one that actually made me laugh. Nice one steve.
BEVERLY January 17, 2013 at 01:11 am
"You did say your ex was always horsing around, well I think he's behind you". LOL
charlies angel January 17, 2013 at 07:12 am
I thought someone sounded a little horse!
troy groetken January 17, 2013 at 11:14 am
Well there go my chances. Who can compete with a smile like Wilbur's?
Oswego Resident January 17, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Hey why the long "line"?
Nicholas Robinson January 17, 2013 at 01:45 pm
It's so hard to find a stable job these days.
Mary 59 January 17, 2013 at 02:11 pm
Smile, your on Candid Camera!
L W Sagan January 17, 2013 at 04:49 pm
"Don't talk to him - he used to be a union organizer, and all he ever does is stirrup trouble."
L W Sagan January 17, 2013 at 04:56 pm
"You misread it - the firm is Goldman Sachs, not GELDman Sachs."
charlies angel January 18, 2013 at 05:10 am
This isn't the line for David lettermans stupid pet tricks. By the way she is my wife.
Maureen January 18, 2013 at 02:44 pm
Iit was either this or the glue factory....
Erik Bloecks January 19, 2013 at 08:36 pm
Someone here has some "Horse Sense".
Bob January 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm
That's a good one.
Roy Mitchell February 5, 2013 at 03:12 pm
I already applied for that job at the Glue Factory!!

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