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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Teegan Jones, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Cow Hospital cartoon:

I'm sorry we don't accept your H-M-MOO insurance.

GlockG22Shoots40s February 20, 2013 at 01:14 pm
My Australian Hybrid literally jumps off the line, how's yours?
L W Sagan February 20, 2013 at 01:55 pm
"That's the problem with touring the Fosters Brewery...I mean, using kangaroos to transport us is a stroke of genius, but by the time we get to the sampling everything tastes too hoppy."
L W Sagan February 20, 2013 at 02:03 pm
"I've always wanted a womb with a view"
L W Sagan February 20, 2013 at 02:18 pm
"...and of course, my name's Joey."
Joe Kenny February 20, 2013 at 02:44 pm
You idiot, I said I wanted two new couches.
charlies angel February 20, 2013 at 03:03 pm
lmao
SMaxwell February 20, 2013 at 03:25 pm
"These dates for the Bachelor are getting more and more ridiculous!" said Joey.
Jo Ella Day February 20, 2013 at 03:53 pm
Honey, there's GOT to be a better way to save money on transportation!
Warren Schriks February 20, 2013 at 03:59 pm
We must have been switched at Perth
Oswego Resident February 20, 2013 at 04:36 pm
"Hop in the sack, you said?"
"Not really what I had in mind"
Erik Bloecks February 20, 2013 at 05:13 pm
My attorney can out-jump yours...
Babs February 20, 2013 at 06:00 pm
That was a really good one.
L W Sagan February 20, 2013 at 07:37 pm
"So, you operate a dating service for marsupials owned by shady lawyers?" "Yes, I told you.....I run a Kangaroo Court".
ALLEN CALVIN SR February 20, 2013 at 08:15 pm
"We've been here long enough, let's bounce."
lweborg February 20, 2013 at 08:35 pm
Don't blame me, I voted for Romney.
Logansdad February 20, 2013 at 08:53 pm
They go 5mph. Just think of all the gas we can save.
shorewoodmike February 20, 2013 at 11:02 pm
This new type of transportation has its up and downs.
K2 February 20, 2013 at 11:28 pm
Hi Nancy .
Hi Harry .
Bob McQuillan February 21, 2013 at 01:48 am
With the price of gas, I'm glad to see hitchhiking is back.
Dave Hietschold Jr. February 21, 2013 at 01:39 pm
"Pouch" Drunk Love!
Amy Hietschold February 21, 2013 at 01:40 pm
Omg. Too funny!!
Kevin Fitzpatrick February 21, 2013 at 03:11 pm
I think we better try to piece together exactly what happened last night.
Michael Shales February 21, 2013 at 03:13 pm
I'm going to be out of pocket all afternoon.
L W Sagan February 21, 2013 at 08:06 pm
"When you said we we're getting sacked I thought we'd been fired!"
Ercie Berwick April 7, 2013 at 07:03 pm
I am sick of you! Get out of my life! Now hop to it!!!

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I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
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I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
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Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list
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