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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Jason McSweeney, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Welcome to 2013 cartoon:

If the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are behind this door I'm heading back to 2012.

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jono100 January 9, 2013 at 01:43 pm
This is un-bearable to watch.
robert January 9, 2013 at 03:28 pm
Huh, I was trying for a chicken!
L W Sagan January 9, 2013 at 03:38 pm
"Where's Bullwinkle - I have a message from the rhino..."
L W Sagan January 9, 2013 at 03:45 pm
" You can't expect to always get a rabbit until you've had more practice - why, even Bullwinkle got off to a Rocky start."
L W Sagan January 9, 2013 at 04:09 pm
"Minnesota knocked us out of post season play, and I'm too wound up to hibernate yet...so I'm just trying to keep busy."
lee January 9, 2013 at 05:29 pm
sheesh! I got to stop buying extra large magician hats!
Jim Browning January 9, 2013 at 06:24 pm
Really? I told you this is not your act!. Now please go get ready for yours!.
cymru1111 January 9, 2013 at 06:35 pm
Dang, I said I would pull Chewbacca out of this hat...these Star Wars fans are going to be angry
charlies angel January 9, 2013 at 07:09 pm
Listen, bears do dump in the woods, not in hats!
charlies angel January 9, 2013 at 07:10 pm
Hold on! I wasn't on PETA's list?
Greg Nelson January 9, 2013 at 07:22 pm
Hibernation issue makes local magic act a tough act to follow!
Dirk Jackson January 9, 2013 at 07:33 pm
Abracabeara! I always mess up that word.
Ray Sidzik January 9, 2013 at 07:57 pm
“not in MY HAT!”
Michael James January 9, 2013 at 09:58 pm
"Oh, excuse me, I'm looking for a little girl named Goldilocks....have you seen her around?"
odd1 January 9, 2013 at 09:59 pm
dang! that is one ugly rabbit!
Michael James January 9, 2013 at 10:21 pm
"I'd stop pulling if I were you Mr. Magician!"
Lars January 9, 2013 at 11:18 pm
This hat works well as a corsett....do you think it hides my bear belly?
Lars January 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm
Does this magic hat make my butt look big?
Erik Bloecks January 10, 2013 at 01:52 am
Looks like I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Hairy Callahan January 10, 2013 at 02:50 am
This trick never works when I wear my skinny pants!
charlies angel January 10, 2013 at 04:42 am
lol
BillM January 10, 2013 at 02:34 pm
El Mysterio regretted buying his magic hat in Canada...
L W Sagan January 13, 2013 at 01:11 am
"...and moments later Mandrake realized the folly of buying a used Magic Hat on eBay, as his act came to a grizzly end."
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SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list
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Michele Kost June 18, 2013 at 11:27 am
I have an extra square table. It is a glass top, more rectangle than square, hole in the center forRead More an umbrella. I had spray painted it dark brown to cover rust since it is older and could use a touch up again but otherwise table is in good condition. I bought a new set myself last year but kept this table to use for garage sales. For $25 it is yours! Michele at michelev333@aol.com :)