Add a Punchline to Our Magic Bear Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Jason McSweeney, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Welcome to 2013 cartoon:

If the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are behind this door I'm heading back to 2012.

jono100 January 09, 2013 at 02:43 PM
This is un-bearable to watch.
robert January 09, 2013 at 04:28 PM
Huh, I was trying for a chicken!
L W Sagan January 09, 2013 at 04:38 PM
"Where's Bullwinkle - I have a message from the rhino..."
L W Sagan January 09, 2013 at 04:45 PM
" You can't expect to always get a rabbit until you've had more practice - why, even Bullwinkle got off to a Rocky start."
L W Sagan January 09, 2013 at 05:09 PM
"Minnesota knocked us out of post season play, and I'm too wound up to hibernate yet...so I'm just trying to keep busy."
lee January 09, 2013 at 06:29 PM
sheesh! I got to stop buying extra large magician hats!
Jim Browning January 09, 2013 at 07:24 PM
Really? I told you this is not your act!. Now please go get ready for yours!.
cymru1111 January 09, 2013 at 07:35 PM
Dang, I said I would pull Chewbacca out of this hat...these Star Wars fans are going to be angry
charlies angel January 09, 2013 at 08:09 PM
Listen, bears do dump in the woods, not in hats!
charlies angel January 09, 2013 at 08:10 PM
Hold on! I wasn't on PETA's list?
Greg Nelson January 09, 2013 at 08:22 PM
Hibernation issue makes local magic act a tough act to follow!
Dirk Jackson January 09, 2013 at 08:33 PM
Abracabeara! I always mess up that word.
Ray Sidzik January 09, 2013 at 08:57 PM
“not in MY HAT!”
Michael James January 09, 2013 at 10:58 PM
"Oh, excuse me, I'm looking for a little girl named Goldilocks....have you seen her around?"
odd1 January 09, 2013 at 10:59 PM
dang! that is one ugly rabbit!
Michael James January 09, 2013 at 11:21 PM
"I'd stop pulling if I were you Mr. Magician!"
Lars January 10, 2013 at 12:18 AM
This hat works well as a corsett....do you think it hides my bear belly?
Lars January 10, 2013 at 12:19 AM
Does this magic hat make my butt look big?
Erik Bloecks January 10, 2013 at 02:52 AM
Looks like I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Hairy Callahan January 10, 2013 at 03:50 AM
This trick never works when I wear my skinny pants!
charlies angel January 10, 2013 at 05:42 AM
BillM January 10, 2013 at 03:34 PM
El Mysterio regretted buying his magic hat in Canada...
L W Sagan January 13, 2013 at 02:11 AM
"...and moments later Mandrake realized the folly of buying a used Magic Hat on eBay, as his act came to a grizzly end."


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