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Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Louis W. Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Doctor and Bear cartoon:

If you think I'm letting you anywhere near me with a scalpel, you can kiss my Butkus.

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Steve December 19, 2012 at 06:16 pm
If we don't make better time this year, you will be a menu item...
Todd Hogan December 19, 2012 at 06:50 pm
You forgot your wallet again? Are you playing one of those reindeer games?
Mike Kouri December 19, 2012 at 07:09 pm
Please Santa, Try the veal!
SmartMan5 December 19, 2012 at 09:49 pm
LW Sagan - Quality not quantity please!
jim oldenburg December 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm
They told me at "AA" that this would be gone by Easter!
Barb Nitchman December 20, 2012 at 01:25 am
"No beans in my burrito, Santa......I'm in the lead spot again this year."
Mitch Dinges December 20, 2012 at 02:30 am
What do you mean we should get it to go?
charlies angel December 20, 2012 at 03:30 am
Lmao
joe December 20, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Times are tough these days, you need to order from the left side of the menu!
joe December 20, 2012 at 12:44 pm
OHHH.. I forgot to feed the meter and we are taking up 8 spaces!
Susan December 20, 2012 at 02:51 pm
Oh Rudolph......You're so gullible, no.... Rocky Mountain Oysters aren't really made from Reindeer...
Despiser of Obama December 20, 2012 at 03:23 pm
Santa I still say put a C.D. of this video in the Christmas stockings of the liberals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9afXNm-klM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Bob Jamesly December 20, 2012 at 04:32 pm
Let me guess Santa, milk and cookies again!
Babs December 20, 2012 at 05:15 pm
You have a quick mind.
Pete December 20, 2012 at 05:30 pm
Dude... seriously? Ketchup on a hot dog? Ya I'm embarassed!
LevelHeaded December 20, 2012 at 06:24 pm
Yes, this cartoon is totally about politics. You tell 'em!
Garth December 20, 2012 at 06:25 pm
Listen Santa, I don't care if you can't afford the Obamacare premiums for the full staff, I can't pull the thing by myself!
Spiro December 20, 2012 at 06:46 pm
Why even read the menu? You know you always order the milk and cookies anyway.
-Spiro
Spiro December 20, 2012 at 06:54 pm
No. I do not think I'll qualify for the 'kids eat free' promotion. I don't look the least bit like a baby goat.
Garth December 20, 2012 at 07:00 pm
If I have to replace my incandescent nose with a squiggly flourescent I'm going to look ridiculous!
Maria Sheehan December 20, 2012 at 08:09 pm
Listen Ole' Timer, use the flashlight app on your cell phone to read the menu - what do I look like?
L W Sagan December 20, 2012 at 09:05 pm
nice one !
Marilyn Higdon December 20, 2012 at 09:59 pm
Jalapeño poppers keep my nose nice and bright!
Erik Bloecks December 20, 2012 at 10:59 pm
Nothing for me. I am flying tonight.
Robert Scott December 21, 2012 at 02:39 am
Santa, if you try that "I got your nose" trick on me in public I'm going to have YOU mounted above my fireplace!
Mitch Dinges December 22, 2012 at 01:36 am
Order a milkshake for me and be sure they put a cherry on top of it.
Johner December 22, 2012 at 05:11 pm
That IS funny!
Kevin Reszel December 22, 2012 at 06:12 pm
Twas the moment before lunching,
when all through the diner, Rudolph's stomach was grumbling, while Santa told risque one-liners.
ALLEN CALVIN SR December 23, 2012 at 03:37 pm
I know your fans like a certain body image but, I think you should stick with vegan.
Mickey December 26, 2012 at 05:46 pm
Great video!! I put it on my favorites! He spoke what has been on my mind for a long time now.
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SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list
Kelly Alexander June 13, 2013 at 05:29 pm
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Michele Kost June 18, 2013 at 11:27 am
I have an extra square table. It is a glass top, more rectangle than square, hole in the center forRead More an umbrella. I had spray painted it dark brown to cover rust since it is older and could use a touch up again but otherwise table is in good condition. I bought a new set myself last year but kept this table to use for garage sales. For $25 it is yours! Michele at michelev333@aol.com :)