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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Lox, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Office Pug cartoon:

Well Toby, the last time we let you have coffee, you peed on the rug.

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John Iwaszkiewicz February 6, 2013 at 01:15 pm
...So....are you running for alderman or mayor?
Bob Howard February 6, 2013 at 01:19 pm
honey ... i told you not to bet on the Alabama game
charlies angel February 6, 2013 at 01:27 pm
you can take your corn cob pipe and you know what!
cj February 6, 2013 at 01:32 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
like the fonz
Jim Brennan February 6, 2013 at 01:50 pm
This doesn't get you out of anything! We're still going to my Mother's for dinner!
Derek Smith February 6, 2013 at 02:01 pm
Does this snowman body still make my butt look big?
Hazel February 6, 2013 at 07:53 pm
Sparky, don't you dare lift that leg....
Charles Dillon February 6, 2013 at 09:23 pm
You should have read the fine print on Dr Frankenstein's consent form!!!
RNmom February 6, 2013 at 09:51 pm
Honey, stop messing around! You still have to go to your prostrate exam today.
Terri Gregory February 6, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Instruction book?! There's no instruction book for making snowmen!
What a Deal! February 7, 2013 at 12:34 am
President Obama dropped a drone bomb on me. Both me and the snowman were innocent, but Obama is now Judge, Jury, and Executioner so we all just wait for the snow to melt then you put my head back on my body.
Will Joseph February 7, 2013 at 04:44 am
Think YOU'VE got problems? Hosey is being sued, and Patch isn't saying Word One about it.
charlies angel February 7, 2013 at 05:53 am
Do you think this is considered an out of body experience?
charlies angel February 7, 2013 at 05:54 am
So how do you feel about global warming?
charlies angel February 7, 2013 at 06:06 am
All I know is that I was trying to make a snow angel!
Ben Kenon February 7, 2013 at 11:16 am
"This is what happens when you cross the Dark Lord, David."
Maureen February 7, 2013 at 01:50 pm
I was taken hostage, he's petrified of the snow blower!
Marc Kaufman February 7, 2013 at 01:56 pm
Let me get this straight...now my husband's cool, and the SNOWMAN'S the hothead?
Gary M Sullivan February 7, 2013 at 02:14 pm
If that dog makes me yellow one more time I quit and will come back as a snow fort
John Iwaszkiewicz February 7, 2013 at 02:21 pm
Look what it did to his snowballs.
Gina Machala February 7, 2013 at 02:40 pm
uh, honey, I'd like you to meet the director of the cryonics lab I was telling you about
charlies angel February 7, 2013 at 04:36 pm
It must be freaky Friday!
L W Sagan February 7, 2013 at 07:40 pm
"It started as a simple snowball fight, but then things got a little out of control - I guess you could say we both lost our heads."
Maria February 7, 2013 at 11:57 pm
"If you can keep your head about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. . . .
The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.” - Rudyard Kipling
Erik Bloecks February 8, 2013 at 01:26 am
help me Mr Wizzard!
charlies angel February 8, 2013 at 02:55 am
Ok the only way I can explain this .......uh......did you ever see the movie the hangover?
PaulaAnn February 8, 2013 at 04:00 am
The first known snapshot of Ann Paul and her different online aliases. Video of this historic event coming soon...
Rick Anderson February 9, 2013 at 02:41 am
Like Jeff Ward, you have been relocated.
charlies angel February 9, 2013 at 04:38 am
Listen houdini! Dinners ready and you better perform the great escape or you can stay in your little cirque de snowleigh
Ryan m February 9, 2013 at 08:31 am
What?? I like snow
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SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list
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Michele Kost June 18, 2013 at 11:27 am
I have an extra square table. It is a glass top, more rectangle than square, hole in the center forRead More an umbrella. I had spray painted it dark brown to cover rust since it is older and could use a touch up again but otherwise table is in good condition. I bought a new set myself last year but kept this table to use for garage sales. For $25 it is yours! Michele at michelev333@aol.com :)