Add the Punchline to Our Alien Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Taylor Martin, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Chicken Crossing the Road cartoon:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they were sitting in front of a Chick-fil-A.

Roger Nelson October 03, 2012 at 04:52 PM
Seriously, just look, it says we are a 97% "match". Now can I buy you a drink?
Rhonda October 03, 2012 at 04:59 PM
"....ugggh, hey cutie. I'm into older chicks. Do you like alien?..Give me your number, and I'll promise you a ride of a lifetime..."
Stephen Youhanaie October 03, 2012 at 05:20 PM
You're a lot of woman, you know that. I'll bet you were "really something" before UFO sightings.
H.I. McDunnough October 03, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Are you a goer? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Eh?
Loretta B. October 03, 2012 at 07:10 PM
My roaming charges were out of this world until I got the unlimited data plan.....
The Sentinel October 03, 2012 at 07:20 PM
Lotsa good ones here but Loretta, yours is REALLY good. Very clever.
Logansdad October 03, 2012 at 07:22 PM
You don't look anything like the picture you posted on humans4aliens.com
Edward Born October 03, 2012 at 07:35 PM
and this is a picture of my aunt and uncle on their last space adventure.
Tammy Furda October 03, 2012 at 07:44 PM
If it weren't for this lousy GPS app, I'd be home by now!
M. Fein October 03, 2012 at 07:46 PM
Isn't this 200 G phone sooo much better than the 199 G?
Stephen Youhanaie October 03, 2012 at 08:39 PM
It's my new U-FOne. Put's the i-Phone to shame.
Christine Vernon October 03, 2012 at 08:44 PM
Not being from Chicago, I always forget which stop is for the Planetarium...
don October 03, 2012 at 09:43 PM
Good God, you humans are ugly!
Will Joseph October 03, 2012 at 10:07 PM
In other news, Patch just recorded Post No. 231,490,694,989,651 from The Sentinel. Sources indicated no one is interested and nobody cares.
Pro Life Crusader + October 03, 2012 at 10:08 PM
I heard the U.S has a great DREAM act!!
Rick Anderson October 04, 2012 at 12:36 AM
When do we get up to warp speed on this craft? I have an appointment to make.
Gabriel Sosa October 04, 2012 at 01:03 AM
I thought using Organic beauty products was nonsense!
The Sentinel October 04, 2012 at 02:10 AM
Willie=boy! Apparently your sources were wrong. YOU esponded so YOU must be interested and YOU must care...even though yur response was tripe. I would think that even you would have to agree that THIS woman does absolutely nothing for the image of blacks in America. She illustrates the old saying "It's far better for people to think you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove them correct." Looks, I had eight frigging HOURS of chemo yesterday and I'm feeling too tired and too sick to comment further so I'm just going to head straight for it and then be done with you: Were you born a punk or do you have to work at it?
Tom Klimczak October 04, 2012 at 04:37 AM
Yes, I'm from the future. Yes, the Cubs win the World Series again. The Beijing Cubs, that is.
LARRY NORTON October 04, 2012 at 03:24 PM
charlies angel October 04, 2012 at 06:25 PM
Excuse me, do you know if this bus has a stop at Area 51? My brother has been locked up for awhile and it took light years to get here.
Bruno Fontana October 04, 2012 at 06:33 PM
"Excuse me, do you know if Marine Navigation sells celestial maps?"
craig October 04, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Sorry. Didn't realize this was the quiet car.
Erik Bloecks October 08, 2012 at 01:30 AM
take me to you Bieber!
seth wollwage October 08, 2012 at 01:14 PM
It was either a new spaceship or this iPhone 5.
L W Sagan October 10, 2012 at 12:57 AM
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Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 06:51 PM
hey ma, what does this button do?
The Sentinel November 12, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Heck of a long caption there.
Scaremall November 12, 2012 at 02:13 PM
I just traveled 300,000 light years and left my ear buds at home. Can I borrow yours? FYI, they don't go in my ears..........
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