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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Taylor Martin, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Chicken Crossing the Road cartoon:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they were sitting in front of a Chick-fil-A.

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Roger Nelson October 3, 2012 at 03:52 pm
Seriously, just look, it says we are a 97% "match". Now can I buy you a drink?
Rhonda Reed-Slaughter October 3, 2012 at 03:59 pm
"....ugggh, hey cutie. I'm into older chicks. Do you like alien?..Give me your number, and I'll promise you a ride of a lifetime..."
Stephen Youhanaie October 3, 2012 at 04:20 pm
You're a lot of woman, you know that. I'll bet you were "really something" before UFO sightings.
H.I. McDunnough October 3, 2012 at 04:26 pm
Are you a goer? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Eh?
Loretta B. October 3, 2012 at 06:10 pm
My roaming charges were out of this world until I got the unlimited data plan.....
The Sentinel October 3, 2012 at 06:20 pm
Lotsa good ones here but Loretta, yours is REALLY good. Very clever.
Logansdad October 3, 2012 at 06:22 pm
You don't look anything like the picture you posted on humans4aliens.com
Edward Born October 3, 2012 at 06:35 pm
and this is a picture of my aunt and uncle on their last space adventure.
Tammy Furda October 3, 2012 at 06:44 pm
If it weren't for this lousy GPS app, I'd be home by now!
M. Fein October 3, 2012 at 06:46 pm
Isn't this 200 G phone sooo much better than the 199 G?
Stephen Youhanaie October 3, 2012 at 07:39 pm
It's my new U-FOne. Put's the i-Phone to shame.
Christine Vernon October 3, 2012 at 07:44 pm
Not being from Chicago, I always forget which stop is for the Planetarium...
don October 3, 2012 at 08:43 pm
Good God, you humans are ugly!
Will Joseph October 3, 2012 at 09:07 pm
In other news, Patch just recorded Post No. 231,490,694,989,651 from The Sentinel.
Sources indicated no one is interested and nobody cares.
Pro Life Crusader + October 3, 2012 at 09:08 pm
I heard the U.S has a great DREAM act!!
Rick Anderson October 3, 2012 at 11:36 pm
When do we get up to warp speed on this craft? I have an appointment to make.
Gabriel Sosa October 4, 2012 at 12:03 am
I thought using Organic beauty products was nonsense!
The Sentinel October 4, 2012 at 01:10 am
Willie=boy! Apparently your sources were wrong. YOU esponded so YOU must be interested and YOU must care...even though yur response was tripe. I would think that even you would have to agree that THIS woman does absolutely nothing for the image of blacks in America. She illustrates the old saying "It's far better for people to think you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove them correct."
Looks, I had eight frigging HOURS of chemo yesterday and I'm feeling too tired and too sick to comment further so I'm just going to head straight for it and then be done with you: Were you born a punk or do you have to work at it?
Tom Klimczak October 4, 2012 at 03:37 am
Yes, I'm from the future. Yes, the Cubs win the World Series again.
The Beijing Cubs, that is.
LARRY NORTON October 4, 2012 at 02:24 pm
HEY BABY, I'M A LEAN GREEN LOVE MACHINE.
charlies angel October 4, 2012 at 05:25 pm
Excuse me, do you know if this bus has a stop at Area 51? My brother has been locked up for awhile and it took light years to get here.
Anthony P. October 4, 2012 at 05:33 pm
"Excuse me, do you know if Marine Navigation sells celestial maps?"
craig October 4, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Sorry. Didn't realize this was the quiet car.
Erik Bloecks October 8, 2012 at 12:30 am
take me to you Bieber!
seth wollwage October 8, 2012 at 12:14 pm
It was either a new spaceship or this iPhone 5.
L W Sagan October 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm
"So you're my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother."
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 05:51 pm
hey ma, what does this button do?
The Sentinel November 12, 2012 at 11:29 am
Heck of a long caption there.
Scaremall November 12, 2012 at 01:13 pm
I just traveled 300,000 light years and left my ear buds at home. Can I borrow yours? FYI, they don't go in my ears..........
sadia March 22, 2013 at 05:45 am
great article http://www.birdco.info/
Note Article
Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
The 12U Raiders has great week at Cooperstown, New York.
Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list