Add the Punchline to Our Cow Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to BeanieB, who provided the winning punchline to 

And last, but not least, we'd all like to thank Melvin for his special report on "Multi-tasking in the Work Place."

Dennis Sully Sullivan January 18, 2012 at 03:51 PM
I'm one of your suppliers, and those prices are udderly ridiculous !!!
Maren January 18, 2012 at 04:01 PM
"You are what you eat - that's just an old wives' tale!"
Maren January 18, 2012 at 04:03 PM
May I please see the Vegan menu?
Maren January 18, 2012 at 04:07 PM
I am here to see my brother Billy Bob, I was told you were having him over for lunch.
Beth Jacobsen January 18, 2012 at 05:01 PM
I see you don't have milk on the menu, I'm here to offer my services.
Edward Leifheit January 18, 2012 at 05:02 PM
"You called for emergency milk delivery?"
Brian January 18, 2012 at 05:19 PM
Nothing from the menuuu. Thank youuu. I only come here for the shakes.
Joanne bleeden January 18, 2012 at 05:57 PM
Are your burgers made from "pure" human or do they have a lot of fillers?
sas January 18, 2012 at 06:34 PM
i'd like my cousins BUM on my burger and hold the onions they give me gas"
Ronnie Wofford January 18, 2012 at 06:35 PM
How's the Chicken
Moe January 18, 2012 at 07:02 PM
This would be so much easier on me if you had a drive thru.
Moe January 18, 2012 at 07:06 PM
Cow -- "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?" Royal With Cheese. And do you know why they call it a Royal with Cheese? Brad -- Uhh, because of the metric system? Cow -- Check out the big brain on Brad!
BETH January 18, 2012 at 09:22 PM
CASHIER: "Sorry Mo(o)e. That last customer milked me dry. All I have left is a skim skinny slider. I can offer you a discount if you prefer. Gimme a second to find the cowculator app on this here register." COWSTOMER: "aw man, what an udder disappointment. This is really gonna put the wife in a bad moo-d."
Lisa M January 18, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Sorry... the restrooms are for paying customers only!
Ben Rich January 18, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Gary Larson asked me to stop by and grab him something for lunch.....
Joanne bleeden January 18, 2012 at 11:55 PM
Pssst.... Nice disguise. Do the humans realize these burgers are made from "cow pies" LOL
Robert Scott January 19, 2012 at 12:01 AM
Are you hiring? I was just fired from the local slaughter house due to a conflict of interest.
bryan nottke January 19, 2012 at 12:30 AM
Holy Cow! It must be cold outside!
StayingAlive11 January 19, 2012 at 12:57 AM
I'm here for the 4 udder discount special.
Brian O'Donnell January 19, 2012 at 01:01 AM
What'ya mean "no shoes, no shirt, no service"....How bout I leave a little present for ya right here in line?
Mike Neberz January 19, 2012 at 03:04 AM
Can you tell Bessie to stop hanging around in the meat locker...we have dinner reservations.
Nick January 19, 2012 at 03:49 AM
Yes, I'd like my mother, and half an order of my brother.
SnotNosedTommy January 19, 2012 at 03:50 AM
I'm looking for a place to stay, can I mooooooove into this barn?
Carol Sherman January 19, 2012 at 04:56 AM
Nothing for me today......But can you give me 2 nipples for a dime?
George P January 19, 2012 at 05:27 AM
No, I did not swallow a fork, I am just very happy to see you.
Brian Jones January 19, 2012 at 01:28 PM
Did you really just ask me if I would like to eat myself for $0.99??
Todd January 19, 2012 at 05:51 PM
Do you honor competitors coupons?
Tami January 19, 2012 at 07:08 PM
"Does this udder make my butt look big?"
sweet r January 20, 2012 at 12:20 AM
uhh…Oberweis is down the street
Amber January 20, 2012 at 08:24 AM
Love it! :D


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