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Add the Punchline to Our Beach Penguins Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Malcolm Wyllie, who provided the winning punchline to 

I guess next time I'll clean up the dog's poop.

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Logansdad June 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Honey, see I told you Antartica is warm this time of year.
jcavy1284 June 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Huh, I guess it's a black and white party.
The Sentinel June 20, 2012 at 01:52 pm
"Let's go. This beach is for the birds."
Sandi Kauffman June 20, 2012 at 03:11 pm
So Club Penguin really does exist...
( http://www.clubpenguin.com/ )
Andre Salles June 20, 2012 at 03:13 pm
Yep, Ellis won.
Melinda Ramsden June 20, 2012 at 03:25 pm
That's the last time we book our leisure travel through Sister Amnesia!
Richard R June 20, 2012 at 03:51 pm
Yep Global Warming!
Travis McGee June 20, 2012 at 03:59 pm
Maybe we shouldn't have drank those five margaritas before we headed down to the beach!
Lisa June 20, 2012 at 04:04 pm
Well looks like no swimming today....the penguins are a dead give-away for the water temp!
Kandis K June 20, 2012 at 05:08 pm
"When you said we were going to see Madagascar in 3D...this is NOT what I had in mind."
John Moreli June 20, 2012 at 05:12 pm
Instead of working on solving our Countries problems , Obama and his family are on vacation again!
Carla Vasile June 20, 2012 at 05:22 pm
HAHAHA! That's awesome!
The Sentinel June 20, 2012 at 06:06 pm
Hey Travis...hhow're things on the Busted Flush?
Travis McGee June 20, 2012 at 06:58 pm
Still hanging out in Cedar Key.
Will Huffman June 20, 2012 at 07:12 pm
The penguin unemployment rate must be through the roof! (The dog says that line)
Andre Salles June 20, 2012 at 07:23 pm
I've deleted the personal attacks. Please just keep this thread to funny captions, OK?
The Sentinel June 20, 2012 at 07:31 pm
Great. I honestly did think his captioin was the best, much better'n mine. Thanks for letting me know, Andre.
The Sentinel June 20, 2012 at 07:34 pm
LOL
I have a nice collection of McDonald's McGee books. Enjoyed reading all of them very much. Made a trip along the Tamiami Trail once just because it was mentioned. I forget the name of that professor-type sidekick of his, tho.
Terry Flanagan June 20, 2012 at 08:51 pm
When they said we'd probably spot a lot of Hollywood celebrities at this beach, I didn't think they were talking about the cast of "Happy Feet".
The Sentinel June 20, 2012 at 09:04 pm
Now that's a good one, Terry. Better'n mine for sure.
Al Diaz June 20, 2012 at 09:14 pm
I didn't know this was a nude beach!
Mike Neberz June 20, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Wow, Burgess Meredith has never looked better!
Mike Neberz June 20, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Uh, I don't get it...and your punctuation is off too. :)
Annie Oakley June 20, 2012 at 10:52 pm
I think I need to check my hormone medication. My hot flashes have taken us to a whole new level.
anna June 21, 2012 at 12:43 am
Honey The park has gone to the penquins..
charlies angel June 23, 2012 at 11:43 am
I want to know who is. Judging these captions. Some of the winners are not even funny.
garret June 23, 2012 at 03:43 pm
"Hey, why the heck are there penguins on the beach? They're indigenous to Antarctica!"
JohnOscar June 23, 2012 at 05:17 pm
Welcome to The Retreat for Angry Birds.
The Sentinel June 23, 2012 at 05:19 pm
LOL Tommy!!!
Lisa Legler June 27, 2012 at 02:01 pm
Dog: " Wahoo! Bird retrieving unlimited ! "
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Jimmy Parks June 18, 2013 at 09:49 pm
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Vicky Polito June 19, 2013 at 05:28 pm
Very good statement made earlier (and, hopefully, later!) by Ms. Ozbolt and very nice follow-up byRead More MC. Thanks much.
Bad News Bears June 19, 2013 at 02:42 pm
You are 100% correct. Cutting 4 worker's hours is disgusting and disgraceful. I've been talking toRead More alot of people around the schools and sports fields at my childrens activies. Hurtado and Peck are quickly becoming the most hated people of Plainfield; with Booth, Steinys and Silotsky right behind them. They are spending tax payer money extravagantly on their salaries, cars, and God knows what else at the PPD. You've brought shame to yourselves, your families and your friends. If you 5 aren't ashamed of yourselves then you are just plain evil and selfish and deserve the reprecussions coming your way very soon.
SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
The 12U Raiders has great week at Cooperstown, New York.
Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list