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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Missing34, who provided the winning punchline to 

Technically that's not flying and I'm still not going to your mother's.

Tim Jaeger August 22, 2012 at 05:42 pm
Come on, hand it over... I can't Bear preseason games!
Mike Honsley August 22, 2012 at 06:12 pm
Harry, you told him he can watch tonight's episode of "Human Planet"
David Sauce August 22, 2012 at 06:20 pm
Why do you want this remote Bear? You don't have opposable thumbs, so you can't change the channel anyways.
blue gil August 22, 2012 at 06:35 pm
dear, you promised him that he could watch the salmon channel.
Baba O'Riley August 22, 2012 at 06:46 pm
Dont give him that controller again!!! All he does is hit the "paws" button...
K Secor August 22, 2012 at 06:47 pm
Honey, for goodness sakes, it"s Teddy's turn. Please let the bear have his turn!
David Ung August 22, 2012 at 07:32 pm
Come on! Just "Bear" with me, you'll like "When Animals Attack."
The Sentinel August 22, 2012 at 07:43 pm
Good one!
Erik Bloecks August 22, 2012 at 09:00 pm
No remote for you. You need to hibernate.
Al Diaz August 22, 2012 at 09:05 pm
I'm going to ask nicely one more time. Give me the remote or I maul you!
Joseph R. Martan August 22, 2012 at 09:26 pm
Dear...he just wants to see his Grandpa Yogi.
Glen August 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm
It's not always about the 800 LB Elephant in the room you know!!!!!!!!!
Glen August 22, 2012 at 10:19 pm
That's a good one.
Steph August 22, 2012 at 10:25 pm
All he wants to do is watch Dora! He has to go back to the reserve in 1 hour!
Glen August 22, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Geez Fred! I thought you were just gonna take a WALK on the wild side.
Lars August 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm
His claws do NOT pull the buttons out of the remote...now give the remote back to him before he goes "grizzly" on you!
Patty Wagner August 23, 2012 at 12:34 am
I told you we should have gotten a watch DOG.
Mar August 23, 2012 at 02:32 am
All he wants to do Dear is "push your buttons" Kinda like you do mine!
Mar August 23, 2012 at 02:34 am
Just tell him what I usually tell you.......Keep your "paws" off!
Mike Waedow August 23, 2012 at 03:02 am
But " Mister Ranger Sir " ?
Steve Luby August 23, 2012 at 02:54 pm
I just had an idea for a new rug in your man cave.
Loretta B. August 23, 2012 at 03:06 pm
Didn't you ever read "If You Give A Mouse a Cookie"?
Mr. Handyman of Geneva and Naperville August 24, 2012 at 12:28 am
I really need to build a man cave.
Dave Smith August 24, 2012 at 02:12 pm
Honey, put the Bears game back on. You KNOW he’s an Urlacher fan!!
Rick Anderson August 24, 2012 at 02:35 pm
It isn't cute anymore since you took him from the circus last week, is it.
Stoutmaker August 25, 2012 at 02:27 pm
Come on Frank. One more episode of "So You Think You Can Growl" is not going to kill you.
Stoutmaker August 25, 2012 at 02:27 pm
Well played, Loretta. :)
Dale Irvin August 25, 2012 at 05:01 pm
"OK, OK. If you give him the remote, you can sit on the couch without your pants on too."
Baba O'Riley August 25, 2012 at 07:14 pm
Just give it to him, he's right. He has a "claws" in his contract...
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 06:02 pm
Honey, I told you not to bring friend home

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