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Add the Punchline to Our Chicken Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Louis W. Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Therapy cartoon:

"In the dream I'm on a game show, and they say, ' ... and for ONE MILLION DOLLARS, the final question is ... what color is this toy?' ... and I wake up screaming."

L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 02:28 PM
"Poor Betty got flattened by that truck...oh, what a fowl way to die."
JohnOscar September 26, 2012 at 02:46 PM
Ya beat me to it Taylor!
Jenny Riley September 26, 2012 at 03:34 PM
"Why did you take our Ipods and Iphones?" "Because you said you don't know what the hokey pokey is." "So" "So this is how you do it... you put your left wing in, you put your left foot in..." "Mom, you're embarassing us." "No, what's embarassing is that I'm tagging you in this on Facebook."
Carrie Pillsbury September 26, 2012 at 03:50 PM
"This is how we do it Gangnam style."
Astoria September 26, 2012 at 04:00 PM
Hey, is that a dollar someone dropped over there? (Ah, finally an answer!)
Susan Osborne September 26, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? There are better ordinances on the other side! Go Plainfield!
Bill Ogle September 26, 2012 at 04:50 PM
"The redlight gave Harold the perfect chance to try out his new disco moves in front of an audience"
Bill Ogle September 26, 2012 at 04:50 PM
"Even after being thrown out of the reception hall, Harold just couldn't stop reliving the chicken dance with the bridesmaids."
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 06:50 PM
"Her coop is located on 'E' Road - and this is only 'D' Road. Ah, so that's why we chickens cross 'D' road; to get to 'E', other side!"
TK September 26, 2012 at 07:07 PM
Who are you calling a chicken, you bonehead.
Pro Life Crusader + September 26, 2012 at 07:13 PM
Hey did you guys hear that the City of Chicago thinks they can stop our boss at Chic-fil-a from opening a new location ,because he opposes same sex marriage. Now that's a hoot!
Phil Jass September 26, 2012 at 07:50 PM
When someone double dog dares you to cross the road, you cross the road. I just added a little swagger...
nichole keirn September 26, 2012 at 08:01 PM
Why do I always have to be the one to cross the road!
John Finn September 26, 2012 at 08:15 PM
I am the cock of the walk, y'all just rail birds, you better recognize.
Josephine Hanlon September 26, 2012 at 08:50 PM
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about..the hokey pokey
Stephen Youhanaie September 26, 2012 at 09:01 PM
I'll figure it out after I get to the other side
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 09:12 PM
"Oh that opossum didn't make it across, and he's still twitching - I'd better go administer the 'Coop' de grâce."
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 09:22 PM
"Why am I crossing the road? To get back to where I parked my 'Coop' de Ville."
Anna Monaghan September 26, 2012 at 09:56 PM
Larry Stop! That's what they expect us to do!!
charlies angel September 26, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Cant decide which shoes feel better; the chick filas the jord-hens or the reecocks
RJ Mitchell September 26, 2012 at 10:44 PM
I'm not trying to cross the road..... I thought this was the end zone and I'm doing my victory dance.
Ted Schnell (Editor) September 26, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Hey, it's the best little henhouse in Texas!
Tina Marie Montemagni-Invergo September 27, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Not hanging with you chickens I'm crossing this road! Because I hear there is a tunnel on the other side and thats where the future is brighter.
Richard Fisher September 27, 2012 at 03:06 PM
Hey what happened to our flashing lights here at Ogden and Woodland?
Josee September 27, 2012 at 03:44 PM
Look Butterfield road is finished.
Ric DiDonato September 27, 2012 at 09:50 PM
"Go to the other side, go to the other side" they all told me. Get here, and you chicks are boring as hell. I'm going back.
wanda pacheco September 29, 2012 at 07:24 AM
So did he tell you why he's crossing the road?
LARRY NORTON September 30, 2012 at 03:59 PM
I'm sure I parked the coupe over there.
John McDonald October 01, 2012 at 01:07 AM
Hey, that's not Santa, it's Colonel Sanders...run!
Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 06:52 PM
Lets play chicken!!

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