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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Louis W. Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Therapy cartoon:

"In the dream I'm on a game show, and they say, ' ... and for ONE MILLION DOLLARS, the final question is ... what color is this toy?' ... and I wake up screaming."

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L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 01:28 pm
"Poor Betty got flattened by that truck...oh, what a fowl way to die."
JohnOscar September 26, 2012 at 01:46 pm
Ya beat me to it Taylor!
Jenny Riley September 26, 2012 at 02:34 pm
"Why did you take our Ipods and Iphones?"
"Because you said you don't know what the hokey pokey is." "So" "So this is how you do it... you put your left wing in, you put your left foot in..." "Mom, you're embarassing us." "No, what's embarassing is that I'm tagging you in this on Facebook."
Carrie Pillsbury September 26, 2012 at 02:50 pm
"This is how we do it Gangnam style."
Astoria September 26, 2012 at 03:00 pm
Hey, is that a dollar someone dropped over there? (Ah, finally an answer!)
Susan Osborne September 26, 2012 at 03:18 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? There are better ordinances on the other side! Go Plainfield!
Bill Ogle September 26, 2012 at 03:50 pm
"The redlight gave Harold the perfect chance to try out his new disco moves in front of an audience"
Bill Ogle September 26, 2012 at 03:50 pm
"Even after being thrown out of the reception hall, Harold just couldn't stop reliving the chicken dance with the bridesmaids."
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 05:50 pm
"Her coop is located on 'E' Road - and this is only 'D' Road. Ah, so that's why we chickens cross 'D' road; to get to 'E', other side!"
TK September 26, 2012 at 06:07 pm
Who are you calling a chicken, you bonehead.
Pro Life Crusader + September 26, 2012 at 06:13 pm
Hey did you guys hear that the City of Chicago thinks they can stop our boss at Chic-fil-a from opening a new location ,because he opposes same sex marriage. Now that's a hoot!
Phil Jass September 26, 2012 at 06:50 pm
When someone double dog dares you to cross the road, you cross the road. I just added a little swagger...
nichole keirn September 26, 2012 at 07:01 pm
Why do I always have to be the one to cross the road!
John Finn September 26, 2012 at 07:15 pm
I am the cock of the walk, y'all just rail birds, you better recognize.
Josephine Hanlon September 26, 2012 at 07:50 pm
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about..the hokey pokey
Stephen Youhanaie September 26, 2012 at 08:01 pm
I'll figure it out after I get to the other side
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 08:12 pm
"Oh that opossum didn't make it across, and he's still twitching - I'd better go administer the 'Coop' de grâce."
L W Sagan September 26, 2012 at 08:22 pm
"Why am I crossing the road? To get back to where I parked my 'Coop' de Ville."
Anna Monaghan September 26, 2012 at 08:56 pm
Larry Stop! That's what they expect us to do!!
charlies angel September 26, 2012 at 09:08 pm
Cant decide which shoes feel better; the chick filas the jord-hens or the reecocks
RJ Mitchell September 26, 2012 at 09:44 pm
I'm not trying to cross the road..... I thought this was the end zone and I'm doing my victory dance.
Ted Schnell (Editor) September 26, 2012 at 09:58 pm
Hey, it's the best little henhouse in Texas!
TMI September 27, 2012 at 10:07 am
Not hanging with you chickens I'm crossing this road! Because I hear there is a tunnel on the other side and thats where the future is brighter.
Richard Fisher September 27, 2012 at 02:06 pm
Hey what happened to our flashing lights here at Ogden and Woodland?
Josee September 27, 2012 at 02:44 pm
Look
Butterfield road is finished.
Ric DiDonato September 27, 2012 at 08:50 pm
"Go to the other side, go to the other side" they all told me. Get here, and you chicks are boring as hell. I'm going back.
wanda pacheco September 29, 2012 at 06:24 am
So did he tell you why he's crossing the road?
LARRY NORTON September 30, 2012 at 02:59 pm
I'm sure I parked the coupe over there.
John McDonald October 1, 2012 at 12:07 am
Hey, that's not Santa, it's Colonel Sanders...run!
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 05:52 pm
Lets play chicken!!
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SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list
Kelly Alexander June 13, 2013 at 05:29 pm
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Michele Kost June 18, 2013 at 11:27 am
I have an extra square table. It is a glass top, more rectangle than square, hole in the center forRead More an umbrella. I had spray painted it dark brown to cover rust since it is older and could use a touch up again but otherwise table is in good condition. I bought a new set myself last year but kept this table to use for garage sales. For $25 it is yours! Michele at michelev333@aol.com :)