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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to April, who provided the winning punchline to 

You regret killing the electric car. Just admit it.

Ron Wright May 2, 2012 at 10:47 pm
"How are the eggs, Benedict?"
Fozzie Dabear May 2, 2012 at 11:09 pm
With feta cheese? Really?
Scaremall May 2, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Relax guys, it was just a joke. I am not having the fried chicken.........hmmm the Denver omlet looks good though.
Jim Webb May 3, 2012 at 01:13 am
I am thinking Quiche...
L W Sagan May 3, 2012 at 02:32 am
"Why yes, I did see your kids...they just went by on a Big Breakfast platter"
Sam Leonard May 3, 2012 at 02:40 am
Duck - "What are you guys looking at?" (the back-round name of the diner appears to be Duck's Diner, implying they serve duck..get it?)
L W Sagan May 3, 2012 at 03:21 am
"Sorry, guys...when I heard that they had chicken strips I thought it was a nudie bar"
Angie Kiltz May 3, 2012 at 06:20 am
Act cool guys, I just saw a total fox walk in.
Dawn Aulet (Editor) May 3, 2012 at 06:52 am
"Got any grapes?"
John Moreli May 3, 2012 at 02:12 pm
They don't serve Quakers here!
John Moreli May 3, 2012 at 02:13 pm
How about you guys, I want a turkey burger!
Kathy Blazek May 3, 2012 at 04:12 pm
“What?? All I said was, it tastes like chicken.”
Kathy Blazek May 3, 2012 at 04:25 pm
“guys, the spikey ketchup on your heads is cool but, having
it running down your front tends to ruin the look.”
JP May 3, 2012 at 04:40 pm
"...a l'orange means, 'eats for free' in French."
Tom Griffin May 3, 2012 at 04:46 pm
"...I told him to quack-off and I waddled right out of there!"
Rod Nelson May 3, 2012 at 05:19 pm
Have you guys tried the McBeaks?
L W Sagan May 3, 2012 at 06:48 pm
"...but it was a horrible dream about a parallel universe where humans eat US ! "
L W Sagan May 3, 2012 at 06:58 pm
"...and if either of you choke, rest assured that I am safety certified in the Hen-lich maneuver."
L W Sagan May 3, 2012 at 07:01 pm
"Well, according to my wife, EVERYTHING tastes like human."
Rick Anderson May 4, 2012 at 01:15 am
Have we decided who is gonna pick- up the bill?
Ryan May 4, 2012 at 01:59 am
You know, foie gras isn't all it's quacked up to be.
Carmen May 4, 2012 at 03:27 am
"...so I told her I want want a chicken salad sandwich, toasted, hold the chicken..."
Kara Knutte May 4, 2012 at 01:11 pm
No, just lemonade ;)
L W Sagan May 4, 2012 at 02:49 pm
(continued) Duck: "Got any Nails?" Bartender: "No!" Duck: Got any Grapes?"
Brad R May 4, 2012 at 03:31 pm
I hear the soylent green is excellent!
Kristi May 4, 2012 at 04:11 pm
Sorry fellas Duck isn't on the menu tonight!
L W Sagan May 4, 2012 at 05:27 pm
"Yes, she did request to be cremated..but I figured this was close enough, and much cheaper !"
Dennis C. Ryan May 5, 2012 at 10:34 pm
What's wrong? Don't they serve sailors here?
Terry Flanagan May 6, 2012 at 02:09 am
I started coming here when the Duck Inn closed in Geneva.
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 06:43 pm
I'd make a joke about Chicken but I think I'll have the duck insead

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You are 100% correct. Cutting 4 worker's hours is disgusting and disgraceful. I've been talking toRead More alot of people around the schools and sports fields at my childrens activies. Hurtado and Peck are quickly becoming the most hated people of Plainfield; with Booth, Steinys and Silotsky right behind them. They are spending tax payer money extravagantly on their salaries, cars, and God knows what else at the PPD. You've brought shame to yourselves, your families and your friends. If you 5 aren't ashamed of yourselves then you are just plain evil and selfish and deserve the reprecussions coming your way very soon.
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Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list