.
Feedback

Add the Punchline to Our Coffee Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to LW Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to 

" ... it appears that the Mars Rover has returned ..."

Kevin Beese July 18, 2012 at 07:43 pm
I told you that stopping at the Reptile House for your coffee was a bad idea.
Friendly One July 18, 2012 at 09:14 pm
The best part of waking up is a lizard in your cup!
MaryEllyn Peterek July 18, 2012 at 09:44 pm
I didn't realize dinosaurs even liked coffee!
Mare
Max Gruppy July 19, 2012 at 12:05 am
Is that a reptile in your cup, or are you excited to see me?
Geri Conn July 19, 2012 at 01:34 am
Well, Mr. Jones good you have coffee because it looks like you're dragon this morning.
L W Sagan July 19, 2012 at 01:38 am
"The worst part, of waking up, is T Rex in your cup!"
Ira Rubin July 19, 2012 at 02:20 am
Fossel fuel for the day will keep the doctor away!
charlies angel July 19, 2012 at 07:45 am
Whoa! This is some prehistoric sh**!
charlies angel July 19, 2012 at 07:47 am
Marge this coffee is as old as your cat eye glasses
Friendly One July 19, 2012 at 11:13 am
This new green tea really has a bite to it.
brian wojciechowski July 19, 2012 at 11:59 am
holy moly, this coffee breath alarm cup really works.
Alberto Principe July 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
I have to remind my daughter to not hide her Pokemon in the kitchen.
Ryan Rau July 19, 2012 at 01:29 pm
Proof that the office coffee does come from the La Brea Tar pits.
Holly Zak July 19, 2012 at 01:34 pm
"Hey, Marge. You didn't tell me your mother was in town."
Barbara Bailey July 19, 2012 at 02:42 pm
"Uh, dear, that coffee is giving you dragon breath."
James Dziak July 19, 2012 at 03:19 pm
Could be worse !
It could have been a Caribou.
Annette MacLean July 19, 2012 at 03:23 pm
"Just wait! It's way better than Kopi Luwak!"
Moe July 19, 2012 at 03:43 pm
DANG IT, T-BONE! Go back into the basement.
Friendly One July 19, 2012 at 04:41 pm
Would you like flies with that?
Rick Anderson July 19, 2012 at 06:03 pm
Peak a Brew!
Lisa Legler July 19, 2012 at 07:40 pm
So all I have to do is bite off his head and you'll get the promotion instead right?
Terry Flanagan July 19, 2012 at 07:56 pm
Really, Harry!. This dinosaur ventriloquist schtick is getting old. Besides I can see your lips moving.
Steven July 19, 2012 at 08:06 pm
Distinctly Evolutionary Coffee!
L W Sagan July 19, 2012 at 08:08 pm
Ya know, In hindsight, the old worm in the tequila bottle doesn't seem so bad.
Eric July 21, 2012 at 01:10 am
Wow, they weren't kidding when they named it "Coffee-Mate"
charlies angel July 21, 2012 at 05:45 pm
Hey when I was a kid, we use to get toys in cereal. Times have changed!
Dave Seiden July 22, 2012 at 05:40 pm
Scene from the pilot of Jurassic Office: The Day TV Ran Out of Ideas.
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 06:12 pm
Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
Sandra Chapman January 30, 2013 at 04:20 pm
It's the new dark roast Fight or Flight blend, Ethel, and I brewed it so strong it'll permanently flare your nostrils!

Newsletter & Alerts

Get the best stories each day and important breaking news

Subscribe

Not from Plainfield Patch? Find your Local Patch »

Note Article
Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
The 12U Raiders has great week at Cooperstown, New York.
Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list