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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Kandis K, who provided the winning punchline to 

When you said we were going to see Madagascar in 3D ... this is NOT what I had in mind.

Greg Nelson June 27, 2012 at 01:29 pm
Cathy the cow and I are, well leaving you to head for greener pastures.
Jason June 27, 2012 at 01:33 pm
Is it just me or did a cow just land on our dinner?
John Moreli June 27, 2012 at 01:34 pm
I'm grilling Obama about the new immigration law and the poor job he is doing!
Jack Kenney June 27, 2012 at 01:36 pm
Would you like a glass of milk while you're waiting for your burger?
Patrick Pelling June 27, 2012 at 03:25 pm
Hope you're hungry, I am going all out this year!
KarenF June 27, 2012 at 05:20 pm
This barbecue is turning out to be an udder disaster!
Joe Filip June 27, 2012 at 06:31 pm
You asked for fresh and rare.
Joel Craig June 27, 2012 at 06:35 pm
OF COURSE I know what I'm doing! I saw Chef Ramsey do it on the T.V.
Travis McGee June 27, 2012 at 06:56 pm
I think we're going to need a bigger bottle of ketchup!
Francis Tomasik June 27, 2012 at 07:24 pm
She prefers sitting, the spit hurts her back.
Sassyone2 June 27, 2012 at 09:37 pm
Where's the beef? How u like me now?
Double D 303 June 27, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Got Milk?
Shannon June 27, 2012 at 11:25 pm
Honey, I didn't know we were having your mother for dinner.
Tim Piper June 27, 2012 at 11:51 pm
You said you didn't want anymore bull stuff from me so im trying another angle. Welcome to hells kitchen bbq :)
Brian Jones June 28, 2012 at 12:34 am
You said you wanted it so rare it would moo
Jodie Frink Champoux June 28, 2012 at 12:56 am
That's the LAST time you'll ask me to cook dinner.
Connie June 28, 2012 at 03:43 am
I'm so hungry, I'd eat a cows butt if it was cooked right.
Richard R June 28, 2012 at 05:47 am
You said it had to MOO
KarenF June 29, 2012 at 11:59 am
ok I thought of another one:
"Instead of beef burgers, we're having cow patties" :0
charlies angel June 29, 2012 at 06:13 pm
LOL James that was funny!
L W Sagan June 29, 2012 at 07:39 pm
She refuses to move until we return whatever is left of her husband that's still in our freezer....
L W Sagan June 29, 2012 at 07:43 pm
Well, that's what happens when you send me to shop at a warehouse club...
L W Sagan June 29, 2012 at 07:45 pm
Now remember, the well done cuts are near the bottom, and the rarer ones are at the top.
L W Sagan June 29, 2012 at 07:48 pm
It's one of those new environmentally friendly, methane powered grills. Now where are those matches?
L W Sagan June 29, 2012 at 07:57 pm
Just wait until you see the bun it goes on!
L.A. Ross July 4, 2012 at 04:01 pm
Warm milk, anyone?
Jason July 4, 2012 at 08:09 pm
Just tell it to "mooove" over so you can cook dear!
Jason July 4, 2012 at 08:13 pm
Who wants a n"udder" one?
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 06:22 pm
Arm or leg?
bird walk January 27, 2013 at 07:19 pm
What do you mean that's not how it's done?

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