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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Richard Sakowski, who provided the winning punchline to Little Red Wagon cartoon:

Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?

L W Sagan December 12, 2012 at 03:09 pm
"If you think I'm letting you anywhere near me with a scalpel, you can kiss my Butkus."
L W Sagan December 12, 2012 at 03:11 pm
"Noon on Sunday seems a strange time for a prostate exam appointment."
Despiser of Obama December 12, 2012 at 04:29 pm
I knew this would happen one day with Obamacare , we are really getting down to bear necessities!
LevelHeaded December 12, 2012 at 04:37 pm
Excellent trolling!
Bob Sennis December 12, 2012 at 04:50 pm
Are you a Packers fan?
Omar December 12, 2012 at 05:31 pm
No, uh, I didn't just fart doc.
Despiser of Obama December 12, 2012 at 07:25 pm
Sorry to tell you Yogi bear gave you STD.
RAD December 12, 2012 at 07:28 pm
Are you sure there's nothing wrong with my hands. I keep dropping everything I touch !
Kenneth Hadler December 12, 2012 at 07:57 pm
You see, Dr. Cheesehead, I have this problem of a sour neck, a pulled ham string, and receiver butterfingers.
Jonathan GIblin December 12, 2012 at 08:23 pm
This one Better win ?
Jeff December 12, 2012 at 09:09 pm
F you doc, F you.
charlies angel December 12, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Wow doc! What did you just give me? That's some good sh*t!!
Scaremall December 13, 2012 at 02:20 am
Hey Doc, I gotta tell ya, I find those plastic cheese hats very hard to digest. Would you mind removing it?
Damion Porter Sr December 13, 2012 at 04:10 am
Doctor ask Bear "are you on a diet you look thin I bearly can see you"! Bear replies:"I try to eat an appetizer of honey graham crackers with cheese but never can finish what I started so I can eat a Superbowl for dinner"
Damion Porter Sr December 13, 2012 at 04:14 am
Bear says no toilet paper in the restroom can I use your hat?
charlies angel December 13, 2012 at 01:34 pm
Are you sure you didn't mean point spread?
charlies angel December 13, 2012 at 01:41 pm
That concussion must have been pretty bad because I swear you're dressed like a packers fan
charlies angel December 13, 2012 at 01:50 pm
What do you mean there might be a conflict of interest?
Shannon Tully December 13, 2012 at 02:24 pm
Bear: "Doc, I know you're the head cheese, but I just don't agree with your diagnosis of Limburgerbromhidrosis metatarsal. It's my right shoulder that's my concern today!"
jim Prueter December 13, 2012 at 04:29 pm
Hey doc it's almost over . See ya next year.
Jeff December 13, 2012 at 09:41 pm
that was funny
What a Deal! December 14, 2012 at 12:36 am
Mama Bear says I need to see you Doctor...ever since joining the fantasy football league I see Aaron Rogers and Packer colors everywhere I look!
btown95 December 14, 2012 at 03:39 am
Hey Rodgers!! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!!
Carol Reisenbuckler December 14, 2012 at 02:09 pm
Well doc since I can see that you are obviously a Green Bay Packers fan, if you ask me to bear down during this annual physical exam, I'll just have to stay true to the spirit of the Chicago Bears fight song:
Bear down Chicago Bears, right on top of my Green Bay Packers fan doctor's cheesehead!
Alexander Buttersworth December 14, 2012 at 03:18 pm
Doctor: "Yep, you have gonorrhea."
L W Sagan December 14, 2012 at 04:14 pm
"No, I said I had a problem with my lumbar vertebrae....there is no such thing as a 'Lombardi' vertebrae."
L W Sagan December 14, 2012 at 04:21 pm
"Doc, are you SURE you're licensed to practice in Illinois?"
Mitch Dinges December 15, 2012 at 02:44 am
Are your pants too tight or are your kneecaps just happy to see me?
Steve Vance December 17, 2012 at 06:25 am
I asked to see "The Big Cheese" around here, NOT "The Head Cheese"! This is ridiculous. Where are my pants?
Lucy December 20, 2012 at 01:36 am
It's easy. During halftime you run out onto the field with me wearing this cheesehead and your visit today will be free of charge.

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