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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Matt Walsh, who provided the winning punchline to 

You think I look bad? You should have seen 2010!

Gary Yerks January 4, 2012 at 02:56 pm
Mama told me there would be days like these....
John January 4, 2012 at 04:09 pm
Take your shoes off! You're bringing in mud!
Mike January 4, 2012 at 04:46 pm
"I told you not to try that new grow your hair back overnight product". Now how am I to get lucky off of your head?
Michelle Young January 4, 2012 at 04:56 pm
Easy, McGruff. He's been paroled...
Richard R January 4, 2012 at 05:08 pm
Oh my I laughed out loud on this one
jaskie1505 January 4, 2012 at 05:09 pm
I called you a bone head and you said you weren't. Guess this proves me right again.
Justin January 4, 2012 at 05:38 pm
Can we keep him?
Michael January 4, 2012 at 05:46 pm
This is why you never name your dog Toupee.
Cathy Anne January 4, 2012 at 05:50 pm
Uhm, Top Dog?
Brian January 4, 2012 at 07:04 pm
Let's be positive....Neutering did fix some of his other nasty habits!
Donna Hrovat January 4, 2012 at 08:03 pm
Nice to know that that Toupee glue isnt totally worthless.....
Robert McDonough January 4, 2012 at 09:26 pm
Nah, I liked it better the old way.
Jessica Ali January 4, 2012 at 09:43 pm
so.....I see you got a new toupee......
Carol Anaski-Figurski January 4, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Is that a k-9 migraine?
Jef Player January 4, 2012 at 11:12 pm
He LIKES you.
Joel Craig January 5, 2012 at 02:20 am
Biting the head that feeds.
Ram Seichert January 5, 2012 at 02:56 am
Hello, I'm from the Highway Department and I'm here to purchase your house for a large sum of money to build a new bridge.
Cary Gordon January 5, 2012 at 03:12 am
So now do you believe me when I said shampooing with beer doesn't require a burger too?
Pam Nielsen January 5, 2012 at 04:35 am
Well, it doesn't look exactly like those new "animal" hats the kids are wearing, but if you like it and it is warm....
jaskie1505 January 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm
No, you don't look like him and I doubt if the kids these days would even know who Davey Crockett is.
Phil Besler January 5, 2012 at 01:49 pm
I've always said you were a meat-head
Katra Knoernschild January 5, 2012 at 02:46 pm
Forget the dog food again?
Tina January 5, 2012 at 03:41 pm
LOL!!! Now thats funny!!
Tori January 5, 2012 at 03:58 pm
I can't believe you seriously thought that was LESS noticeable than your receding hairline!
Brian January 5, 2012 at 04:48 pm
Sir, I knew Wonder Dog, and that dog you're trying to sell me is no Wonder Dog!
Larry January 5, 2012 at 06:57 pm
Well, it's better than what he was doing to your leg yesterday...
Mark Winters January 5, 2012 at 07:42 pm
You know, there are easier ways to cover up that bald spot.
Lorentz January 7, 2012 at 01:39 am
I said, "Fetch the BALL!"
Eric January 7, 2012 at 01:04 pm
Well, I suppose that's better than the giant leech that's been on my head for the past week.
Candice W January 9, 2012 at 06:05 pm
The local watchdog group is all over you again Rodger.

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