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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Stephen Youhanaie, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Bedtime Story cartoon:

Upset that Dorothy's house fell on his sister, the wicked warlock of the White House said, "I'm going to tax you, and your little dog, too. Now give me those ruby red slippers!"

Colby Retriever September 19, 2012 at 02:19 pm
I can't quite explain it, Doc. I hear a bell and all of a sudden I start salivating.
Pro Life Crusader + September 19, 2012 at 04:08 pm
So Jessie Jackson Jr., please tell me,are you really bi- polar or more worried about getting indicted?
Patrick September 19, 2012 at 04:27 pm
All I ever hear is...My bark is worse than my bite
Kate Lewis September 19, 2012 at 05:32 pm
I had the family cat. When she does something wrong she always tries to make it look
like I did it!
L W Sagan September 19, 2012 at 06:18 pm
"Why do I howl at the full moon? It all started with my great-grandmother. The Russians wanted her to be the first dog launched into space. She tried to decline but they insisted, saying, 'Try it, you'll Laika it.' "
L W Sagan September 19, 2012 at 06:29 pm
Doc,it's NOT crazy to believe that amputee dogs are made whole in the afterlife; Shakespeare's Hamlet tells us, " For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us paws."
Carl Engelking (Editor) September 19, 2012 at 06:38 pm
"I think I'm having deeply repressed urges to hump the throw pillows on my masters' bed"
Dawn Harrington September 19, 2012 at 06:39 pm
I've got it real ruff, doc. Real ruff.
Laura Nolan September 19, 2012 at 06:49 pm
When I was little my owner put me in a crate on top of the car...and I was just terrified all the time. Why would he do that to me Doc??
MShoe September 19, 2012 at 07:00 pm
"This idea that ALL dogs exhibit 'unconditional love' towards their humans....I just can't wrap my tail around it."
Stephen Youhanaie September 19, 2012 at 07:38 pm
It all started when I ddidn't get the part of "Brian" on "The Family Guy"
L W Sagan September 19, 2012 at 07:46 pm
"Rover, Spot...even Cujo would have been fine...but, NO, what do they name me?
B-I-N-G-O. "
Stephen Youhanaie September 19, 2012 at 08:31 pm
Agreed, and a lot of them are warped
Jean Reese September 19, 2012 at 08:39 pm
"To be honest, I have a real problem dealing with mixed messages. You say, 'Lie down on the couch' and my owner says, 'Get off the couch.'"
Pro Life Crusader + September 19, 2012 at 08:56 pm
How do I convince the stupid liberals not to vote for Odumba!!!
Will Joseph September 19, 2012 at 09:02 pm
Wow, Vera volpe argentata. You should be writing for Letterman or "Saturday Night Live," you're so hilarious . . .
Pro Life Crusader + September 19, 2012 at 10:02 pm
@Will Joseph ! It doesn't have to be funny, just stating a fact to remove the idiot from office.
Walt Hines September 19, 2012 at 10:49 pm
And lets put a bigger idiot in his place, Yah!!
Pro Life Crusader + September 19, 2012 at 11:07 pm
I think a mormon is better than a socialist Muslim and a complete idiot!
Walt Hines September 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm
"Doc" Tax dodging is so stressful. I'm running out of countries to hide my millions.
Brian September 20, 2012 at 12:17 am
Jesus, this page reads like a bad Jerry Springer episode.
Erik Bloecks September 20, 2012 at 12:27 am
my fleas have a dog.
Jason Andres September 20, 2012 at 01:01 am
Wow, Vera. I hope your kids don't hear you talking like that about other people.
The Sentinel September 20, 2012 at 01:11 am
Not the whole page, Brian. Only some of it. Others of us are just having fun.
AntiMitt September 20, 2012 at 01:30 am
Winner winner, chicken dinner. Good one!
Ted Schnell (Editor) September 20, 2012 at 03:50 am
"And in my dream, she keeps turning to me and saying, 'You son of a bitch,' and I'm not quite sure how I should take that ..."
Sandy Kelps September 20, 2012 at 10:11 am
“Of course I have an identity crisis! For the first six months they called me ‘No’, now they call me Rocky’.”
L W Sagan September 20, 2012 at 01:15 pm
Hey Brian, just curious....what constitutes a GOOD Jerry Springer episode? :P
Brian September 20, 2012 at 01:17 pm
Good point.
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 05:55 pm
I keep having dreams that I'm a cat. Can you help me?

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