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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Angel Bernahl, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Vampire Dogs cartoon:

I guess they're taking it pretty serious since you switched them to an all raw diet.

charlies angel November 7, 2012 at 01:31 pm
You should have went with the 500.00 bet George, now sit!
Ray Champi November 7, 2012 at 01:32 pm
Does this mean that I get the keys to the car, his place at the dinner table, and the TV controller in the man cave?
David Grotto November 7, 2012 at 01:36 pm
"I love opposite day! When does he get neutered?"
or "Did you bring the bag?"
Despiser of Obama November 7, 2012 at 01:44 pm
I bet he can't lick him self like I can.
Charles Babco November 7, 2012 at 02:09 pm
I'm trying to get him to stop chasing cats and barking at squirrels.
L W Sagan November 7, 2012 at 02:13 pm
"Him? Oh, yesterday he was a election pollster for Gallup."
L W Sagan November 7, 2012 at 02:17 pm
"Well, Barney Stinson says inter-species wingmen are all the rage."
Robert Geater November 7, 2012 at 02:46 pm
"Ann, Michelle and I don't think it's necessary for Mitt to do this."
Curt Audet November 7, 2012 at 02:54 pm
"You see, Mother, while I have easily mastered training him to stay off the couch, and feep the food bowl area clean, training him to walk without pulling or chasing squirrels is the REAL trick."
R Nelson November 7, 2012 at 03:14 pm
He doesn't act like a dog, doesn't look like a dog, why do you keep calling him Dog?
Logansdad November 7, 2012 at 03:39 pm
This is the new breed of service humans.
Daniel Gierczyk November 7, 2012 at 04:02 pm
"My big break arrives when YOU TUBE discovers this"
Katrina November 7, 2012 at 04:03 pm
Man--"So you said this is a full body workout? I can't really feel it." Dog- "Yeah, just five more blocks. Pick up your knees. Its called hustling my friend. We've got some ground to cover. I'm having kibbles n bits with Roscoe next door at half past eleven."
kc makes 5 November 7, 2012 at 04:30 pm
I told you to walk the dog, not walk like a dog.
Zaney November 7, 2012 at 04:44 pm
Did you have Mexican for dinner?
Sue Petersen November 7, 2012 at 05:03 pm
"Did you bring the bag?" is the best.......:)
Mitt Outhope November 7, 2012 at 05:35 pm
He's in training to accept the next four years...
Loretta B. November 7, 2012 at 06:24 pm
....And see how responsive they can be with positive reinforcement?
Vince Gugliuzza November 7, 2012 at 06:42 pm
The "NO PETS ALLOWED" sign is not for us.
Dominique Castillo November 7, 2012 at 06:50 pm
How do you like prong collars now?
Steve Archer II November 7, 2012 at 08:17 pm
Dog to woman, "careful
Ma'am, Sir Seville will hump your leg if you get too close!" Or Political training once only required you to be able to lie....now it's lie down, sit, roll-over, fetch....
Brendan Heintz November 7, 2012 at 11:25 pm
"Honey, I told you that Brian on Family Guy wasn't probably the best role model."
phill browne November 8, 2012 at 02:23 am
can we keep it?
Ryan November 8, 2012 at 04:27 am
I'll bag it, but I ain't wiping him
charlies angel November 8, 2012 at 05:12 am
Lol
Gary Larsen Reincarnated November 8, 2012 at 07:58 am
Eeeaaasssy barack. don't choke him early. I think we got a lame one here, kind of looks like a newt. keep him crawling, keep him alive until the election then you can take off your stupid upside down batman face, I can wash this pasty white stuff off my face, get my hair done right and we can get America going again. g.l.2.00
Maureen November 8, 2012 at 01:16 pm
Karma my friend...have you changed your opinion on shock collar training yet??? Really, when you think about it, the toilet bowl LOOKS just like a giant water bowl....ZAP!!!
Devils Advocate November 8, 2012 at 06:29 pm
Do you really think we can get cheaper medical bills by going to the vet?
cymru1111 November 9, 2012 at 02:05 pm
Yeah, he is still just a puppy and today was Taco Bar Tuesday at his office so you may want to be on the North end of a South bound train if you get my drift.....
Rick Anderson November 10, 2012 at 05:50 pm
We are on our way home now, he didn't do well with the tree.
or, Wanna trade now, I am tired of the view.

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