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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Terry Flanagan, who provided the winning punchline to 

Dick Cheney, I didn't expect to see you. You say the other applicants met with unforunate accidents?

mecando May 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
RED...NO...BLUE...FOX NEWS...NO...CNN NEWS...TAX THE RICH...NO...TAX THE POOR...HEALTH CARE FOR ALL...NO... HEALTH CARE FOR NONE...WAR NOT LOVE...NO...LOVE NOT WAR....REGULATE...NO...DEREGULATE...
American politics will destroy the greatest country in the world...if we let it!!!!!!!!
Brian Jones May 16, 2012 at 11:53 am
Kids when you get older you will find those two won't get along
Pamela Petty May 16, 2012 at 11:58 am
I'd say I was a Beanie Baby but I'm affraid of deportation !
Andrea Stille May 16, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Look Dad...his donkey is fatter than my elephant!
That's ok Honey.....its only cause your Super Pac hasn't put in this week's donations yet!
Steve Luby May 16, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Sally play nice. Joey can't help being the misguided soul he is.
Tony Pronenko May 16, 2012 at 12:17 pm
I knew we should have taken them to see the Avengers! That's what we get for letting them watch the news!.
Brad R May 16, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Holy crap, my kids have huge teeth.
Chris Fox May 16, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Come on kids! Lets get ready to go get those braces put on.
Greg Nelson May 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Big Heads, Big Teeth, Big Couch and Big EGO'S oh wait I was talking about the toys!
genevaman May 16, 2012 at 01:01 pm
I won't forget you are an Ass
Mort May 16, 2012 at 03:19 pm
Did the fake Joe Biden teeth come with the toys?
Roseann May 16, 2012 at 04:09 pm
If you two don't knock it off right now, I'm going to strap the both of you to the roof!
Scott Thompson May 16, 2012 at 04:57 pm
Marvin, an avowed independent, wishes he'd gotten the kids Teddy-bears instead...
Kevin DeNardo May 16, 2012 at 05:39 pm
I KNOW they don't do anything kids...
Anapat May 16, 2012 at 05:53 pm
one, two, three, four, I now declare a stuffed animal war!
now play nice or we'll go back to using thumbs.
my opinion May 16, 2012 at 07:58 pm
How come girls are always so much smarter than boys...?
John Moreli May 16, 2012 at 09:21 pm
The elephant will be squashing the ass out of office.
garry slabaugh May 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Place nice with your brother....he can't help it if he has a low IQ.
Terry Flanagan May 17, 2012 at 12:52 am
Don't you two have some nice, violent video games you can play instead?
Jim Webb May 17, 2012 at 01:42 am
Kids... Have either of you seen my Ross Perot doll?
Larry valenzio May 17, 2012 at 10:55 am
If you guys can't play nice you're getting a time out...
Larry valenzio May 17, 2012 at 10:57 am
If you guys can't play nice you're getting a time out..
Jim Shepherd May 17, 2012 at 01:11 pm
We're sending you back to the zoo, where you belong--you tree bark muncher.
Jo May 17, 2012 at 01:24 pm
Dateline: 1961 Mary Matalin and James Carville on a Play-Date
Dad: Stop your squabling with Ike and Truman, and play nice with each other. You need to learn how to get along.
mecando May 17, 2012 at 02:03 pm
Must have had your morning dose of Hate from the drug head Rush Limpballs......
mecando May 17, 2012 at 02:13 pm
Thats right Sally, the reason the elephant is so fat is because he ate all of the peoples rights, money, food, jobs, health, women and everything else that he wanted so that he would become the biggest and most wealthy puppet master the world has ever seen............
Marine Sniper June 11, 2012 at 10:34 am
Have the girl say something! .... No, you have the boy say something!
Semper Fi!

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