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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to The Sentinel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Polar Bear cartoon:

It's a den mother looking for one of her cub scouts.

Steve Luby December 5, 2012 at 01:12 pm
She speaks English
Wash Woman December 5, 2012 at 01:28 pm
It's been so long since I've been to the gas station I'm not sure I remember how to pump gas!
Catherine R December 5, 2012 at 01:45 pm
No more worrying about increased license plate fees, gas prices or higher Metra/CTA fares.
Logansdad December 5, 2012 at 02:00 pm
Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?
L W Sagan December 5, 2012 at 02:04 pm
"I'm not saying she's slow, or anything....but I had a full head of hair when we started out."
Despiser of Obama December 5, 2012 at 02:23 pm
They took my license away for too many speeding tickets in Naperville.
Despiser of Obama December 5, 2012 at 02:25 pm
The State is issuing too many license's to illegal's , so I now find it safer not to drive anymore.
L W Sagan December 5, 2012 at 02:43 pm
"This is my summer ride...in the winter I use a dogsled."
SmartMan5 December 5, 2012 at 03:39 pm
These new express lanes for green transportation are great!
John B December 5, 2012 at 03:42 pm
What? I save on gas and she get's a field trip!
Lisa Legler December 5, 2012 at 04:52 pm
Traffic Jam?? NOT for me!!! Bah hahaha!
Harry Kari December 5, 2012 at 05:58 pm
I just got back from my tour of duty in your country. I came to embrace how your culture treats their females. See how she smiles?
L W Sagan December 5, 2012 at 06:47 pm
"I wagered my car that Romney was going to win."
Michelle December 5, 2012 at 07:02 pm
Taxi, Schmaxi! The "Suzi" accepts credit cards with no complaints, and no fare hikes when the price of gas goes up.
TJ December 5, 2012 at 07:24 pm
She's bringing me in for show and tell. I'm the last surviving Capitalist.
jesus jimenez December 5, 2012 at 09:48 pm
Yep! Our family's tackling Global Warming and Childhood Obesity. What are you doing?
charlies angel December 6, 2012 at 12:17 am
lol
charlies angel December 6, 2012 at 12:21 am
I'm not dependent on foreign oil
Mark December 6, 2012 at 01:38 am
That's ok dad, I'll drive..........
Will Joseph December 6, 2012 at 03:34 am
(My gosh, Little Tommy! Good job slipping THIS ONE past the Patch censors!)
Maureen December 6, 2012 at 01:39 pm
Hey, what are you looking at....her meter doesn't keep running, it doesn't smell bad, I can smoke, drink or text, and she only charges me $1.00. What could be better?
anna December 6, 2012 at 02:58 pm
Hey! Pal your going the wrong way.i know you need a lift.
Lyle December 6, 2012 at 04:47 pm
Frank's new ride after the "Fiscal Cliff" fiasco.
MikeK December 6, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Little Suzie had to be able to retire by the age of 75. So at the age of 11, Little Suzie began working as a taxi driver because it was the only option of a job since the election of 2012.
Mickey December 7, 2012 at 05:11 pm
A lot of these are really good!! Had to laugh at Tommy's!!
L W Sagan December 7, 2012 at 07:40 pm
"They lied...there's no radio in this Radio Flyer"
L W Sagan December 7, 2012 at 07:40 pm
"They lied...there's no radio in this Radio Flyer. And it doesn't fly, either."
charlies angel December 7, 2012 at 09:40 pm
lmao
charlies angel December 7, 2012 at 09:41 pm
No Will Joseph! I think your head is in the gutter.
charlies angel December 7, 2012 at 09:44 pm
I'm supporting small businesses!

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Vicky Polito June 19, 2013 at 05:28 pm
Very good statement made earlier (and, hopefully, later!) by Ms. Ozbolt and very nice follow-up byRead More MC. Thanks much.
Bad News Bears June 19, 2013 at 02:42 pm
You are 100% correct. Cutting 4 worker's hours is disgusting and disgraceful. I've been talking toRead More alot of people around the schools and sports fields at my childrens activies. Hurtado and Peck are quickly becoming the most hated people of Plainfield; with Booth, Steinys and Silotsky right behind them. They are spending tax payer money extravagantly on their salaries, cars, and God knows what else at the PPD. You've brought shame to yourselves, your families and your friends. If you 5 aren't ashamed of yourselves then you are just plain evil and selfish and deserve the reprecussions coming your way very soon.
SouthSide June 18, 2013 at 04:19 pm
Poor Turtle. I'm doing my part by sharing this poster. Best wishes, and prayers...
Ashley June 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Thank you!
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What a fantastic week we had! We are very proud of you boys! You played great! The Anderson's
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
Bad News Bears June 18, 2013 at 02:53 pm
Mr. Peck, please answer 2 questions for me: 1. If you are cutting $800K but AdministrativeRead More Salaries are up over $118K, where are the cuts coming from. I have always been a patron of the Park District and want to know which of my programs your skimming off to pay yourself and Mr. Booth. 2. "Our staff deserves a lot of credit for this budget,” Peck said, “as their efforts to hold the line wherever possible have led to our success on behalf of District residents." Is reducing hours of employees the way you reward your staff now? I'm very upset that you honestly thought that cutting loyal employees hours instead of offering benefits was a good idea. I have a better one, cut the hours of Mr. Booth who has an unnecessary job and use his pay and salaries to offset the 4 loyal part-time workers. I will not hold my breath for your answers since answering questions to the people who pay your salary isn't on your to do list