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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Christopher Lindsey, who provided the winning punchline to 

Sorry Mitt. I decided it was safer to take the bus this time.

Archie August 1, 2012 at 02:37 pm
Would you know if they have that chemical in the pool that turns blue after someone pees in the pool?
Logansdad August 1, 2012 at 02:46 pm
This is the 50 meter freestyle swim right?
Eileen Maleske August 1, 2012 at 02:59 pm
Rubber ducky you're the 1............you make the Olympic swim team so much more fun.........
Pat August 1, 2012 at 03:08 pm
YES I CAN!
SUSAN LYSAUGHT ROGGENSACK August 1, 2012 at 03:56 pm
I AM LOOKING FOR THE GOLD!
robert poznanski August 1, 2012 at 04:18 pm
They told me this was a "wear your funny outfit" swim event!!!
Margaret Ford August 1, 2012 at 04:28 pm
Hey, what are you looking at? I'm clean!
Doremus Jessup August 1, 2012 at 04:54 pm
What the field would look like had Chicago was to host the 2016 Olympics with the automatic qualification process bestowed on the host nation.
Mike Muto August 1, 2012 at 04:56 pm
"Oh, I'm not looking for Olympic Gold. I'm looking to get 2 million hits on YouTube when I post the video."
Mary McCall August 1, 2012 at 05:06 pm
Ralph Lauren outsourced our Olympic Speedos to China. Why do you ask?
Carley August 1, 2012 at 06:12 pm
wait till you see my flag !
Anthony P. August 1, 2012 at 06:45 pm
"I heard the IOC has been a little lax with swimmers using PED's,I thought I'd see what I could get away with".....
ljbteachermom August 1, 2012 at 07:00 pm
Great one!
Neighbor to the West August 1, 2012 at 07:08 pm
Marco...
Frank Schimmel August 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm
FINA bans controversial full-body swimsuits
Erik Bloecks August 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Excuse Me. How long is the 15 minute adult break?
KAYD August 2, 2012 at 01:00 am
Soooo... This ISN'T Centennial Beach Adult Float??
ken loebel August 2, 2012 at 01:19 am
AFLAC!
nichole keirn August 2, 2012 at 05:11 am
what you looking for duck and polka-dots is the new spedo.
nichole keirn August 2, 2012 at 05:12 am
what you looking at duck and polka-dots is the new spedo.
Brian Jones August 2, 2012 at 11:39 am
Your right I did forget my swim cap. I hope it does not slow me down in the 100 m.
Ken Manson August 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I heard that Michael Phelps started this way
JPauly August 2, 2012 at 12:45 pm
And not only do I bet you $10,000 that I will win the gold in this race, but I will also have the unemployment rate under 1% by the time my first day in office as president is done.
Lora Bendik August 2, 2012 at 07:11 pm
"When they said I'd be swimming across the pond I didn't know that meant London"!!
smantha August 2, 2012 at 09:42 pm
I may look dopey with this duck around my waist - but its my favorite ducky.....
and you should look inside the ducky.....it has a micro computer with speed of over 1000 miles per hour..... and I will still pass my drug test....and pass you all by in the water..... Just hope the cameras are fast enough to catch me on NBC Yahoo - Ducky Doo - Gold Medal for Me (and ducky too).
Mark Peters August 3, 2012 at 01:40 am
Hot enuff for ya?
Rick Anderson August 3, 2012 at 01:45 am
"Waveless pool?!....thats no fun."
jaskie1505 August 3, 2012 at 01:58 am
In lane 2, Grandpa Michael Phelps swimming in his 10th Olympics is allowed to use the floaties under the American's with Disability Act.
Never Better August 3, 2012 at 10:18 am
'When I did this in 2002 it was great. But are you guys really ready?'
cymru1111 October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am
Would you guys mind waiting 30 minutes? I just downed two hot dogs and don't want to cramp up.

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