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Add the Punchline to Our Polar Bear Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dave, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Talking Turkey cartoon:

And the evil cows' plan was put into motion ...

Lars November 29, 2012 at 12:09 am
What is the personalzed print from Chuck Ingwerson? I won the April 18, 2012, contest with the "Add the Punchline to Our Shark Restaurant Cartoon", but, never got anything except an email of the cartoon.....not sure what you really win here....any other winners out there? Hey Chuck, you gonna send me my personalized print?
Slimeball November 29, 2012 at 01:16 am
He wants to know if we have accepted Jesus as our Savior.
Maureen November 29, 2012 at 01:28 am
He is the new mascot for selling door to door vacuum cleaners, he wants to come in and demonstrate how well it picks up pet hair
Will Joseph November 29, 2012 at 02:20 am
"It's Tom Selleck/John Moreli/Vera Volpe Argentata/Pro-Life Crusader/The Disciple in a bear suit. He just wanted to make sure we knew that virtually every evil and every bad thing since the beginning of time is entirely Obama's fault."
Deborah Donna November 29, 2012 at 04:07 am
The Patch reporter is here to do another police blotter story.
Did anything get stolen this week?
charlies angel November 29, 2012 at 04:33 am
Lol lol
charlies angel November 29, 2012 at 04:34 am
You got chucked
charlies angel November 29, 2012 at 04:42 am
Goldilocks huh?
charlies angel November 29, 2012 at 04:48 am
So that's where all the porridge went
Darren McRoy (Editor) November 29, 2012 at 05:36 am
If it's one of the towns I cover, probably not... just eight or nine people driving without valid licenses. :-)
charlies angel November 29, 2012 at 06:19 am
Ok that's it mama bear. You're cut off from the ham radio!
Cari Barcas (Editor) November 29, 2012 at 01:05 pm
Hi Larry, I never heard back after sending you the proof seven months ago, but I'd be happy to send you a hard copy now since you inquired. Because you live outside our coverage area, I will drop a print-off of your proof in the snail mail later this week. Thanks for participating!
Dave Bucher November 29, 2012 at 01:41 pm
I knew those turds in the backyard were too big to come from Scruffy.
Lars November 29, 2012 at 04:49 pm
Thanks Cari. I exchanged some emails and they told me they had everything they needed from me.....kinda lost track of time after that!! Thanks!!! I'll be looking in the mail for it!
Lars November 29, 2012 at 04:50 pm
Thanks Cari. I exchanged some emails and they told me they had everything they needed from me.....kinda lost track of time after that!! Thanks!!! I'll be looking in the mail for it!
Jim R November 29, 2012 at 05:08 pm
Says he is from Congress to deliver the bear market.
L W Sagan November 29, 2012 at 05:53 pm
"It's the old Soviet bear - he says now that there are 4 more years of rampart socialism coming down the pipeline, he'd like to move into his share of our house."
Brion Salazar November 30, 2012 at 02:03 am
"That's it. You are cut off from Ebay."
charlies angel November 30, 2012 at 07:20 am
Lmao
charlies angel November 30, 2012 at 07:25 am
Lol
Maureen November 30, 2012 at 02:34 pm
Wow, talk about misleading ads, when I ordered a bear skin rug from Overstock.com, it never mentioned it would arrive still attached to the bear! That's the last time I go shopping looking for a "beargin" on Black Friday!
L W Sagan November 30, 2012 at 02:46 pm
"Look, Honey - It's Beary White"
charlies angel November 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Mr. Sagan that is your best one yet lmao
Stephen Youhanaie November 30, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Sagan grew up in an extremely warped environment
L W Sagan December 1, 2012 at 12:10 pm
" He says the Arctic Circle must have an enlarged prostrate because he has noticed a significantly reduced floe."
L W Sagan December 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm
" He wants to know how to grow iceberg lettuce."
L W Sagan December 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm
"He's wants to hire me as his lawyer, claims that he's innocent and it's all a misunderstanding. After Thanksgiving he told the other bears he was feeling a little husky; now they've charged him with being a pet-ophile."
L W Sagan December 1, 2012 at 12:42 pm
"I asked her why she's convinced that my family are descendents from Eskimos; she claims it's just her woman's Inuit-ion."
L W Sagan December 1, 2012 at 01:02 pm
"He's here because he read your Craigslist personal describing what you would do-ooo-ooo... for a Klondike Bar."
NOYB December 1, 2012 at 01:34 pm
HAhahahahah!! This wins!

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