Add the Punchline to Our Shark Restaurant Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Andy Pech, who provided the winning punchline to :

Honey, I think it's about time you tell him no matter how many times he hits the refresh button the Cubs are still going to be at 1 and 5.

Tom Manigan April 18, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Thanks for joining me for dinner. Nice dress! Is it cotton or nylon? I'm allergic to nylon.
Ronda Karnuth April 18, 2012 at 12:30 PM
No seriously, do have I have something in my teeth!
Alexie Aaron April 18, 2012 at 01:29 PM
I hear they only serve sustainable seafood here.
Dorian Lee McCombs April 18, 2012 at 01:55 PM
Um... It's really nice meeting you. But, I have to say... You don't really look like your profile picture...
Dan Kempen April 18, 2012 at 02:02 PM
Harvey, you said that you were going to start doing the Weight Watchers program.
Lars April 18, 2012 at 02:16 PM
Red wine? Really? With Fish? What are you thinking?
Ellis Maldonado April 18, 2012 at 03:12 PM
...So that's when I decided to try blind dates. It always got ackward when I'd tell a lady I'd like to have her for dinner.
308_Parent April 18, 2012 at 03:42 PM
This is nice. I usually don't engage in much conversation after I say "CandyGram" and the door opens up.
Cheryl April 18, 2012 at 04:28 PM
....My first job was an internship with the Circuit Court, then I went into practice with a firm as a litigator, then I............
Tim Scully April 18, 2012 at 04:44 PM
no, no, I was in the fifth sequel, "Jaws vs. Rocky", I never met Roy Scheider.
Anapat April 18, 2012 at 05:59 PM
I've been getting out more now that my new lipstick line has taken off
Richard R April 18, 2012 at 06:42 PM
Try the veal.......it is delishhhhhhhh!
Gloria Ballard April 18, 2012 at 08:03 PM
Why do people think I am always out to get them? Don't they see the real me? I think I could eat tons of fish tonight!!! Don't be suprised...I haven't had a fish dinner since we saw the movie Aquamarine!
Erin Gallagher April 18, 2012 at 08:08 PM
No, that shade of lipstick doesn't make your teeth look too big.
Linda Kemp April 18, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Try the sushi I hear it's great!
Liz Copeland April 18, 2012 at 11:11 PM
You do realize there will be no second date.
HoodridgeTerp April 19, 2012 at 01:51 AM
I'm sorry I thought you said you were a great writer in your profile....I don't know how my parents would take an interspecies relationship.
John Moreli April 19, 2012 at 04:08 AM
Hey sweetheart, don't bait me on!
Missing34 April 19, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Shark? Heavens no, I'm just a dolphin
Greg Nelson April 19, 2012 at 01:06 PM
These Hunter and Pry relationships are really hard to get a handle on, just last month my Aunt was skewered at a Cubs & Marlins game.
Missing34 April 19, 2012 at 01:45 PM
Shark? Heavens no, I'm just a Dolphin.
John Moreli April 19, 2012 at 02:30 PM
I'm glad I'm your new lawyer!
Missing34 April 19, 2012 at 09:15 PM
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Mike April 20, 2012 at 04:06 AM
Until you, I just felt like a fish out of water. Now, cheers to a classic pairing!
John & Deb Blumenstein April 20, 2012 at 03:43 PM
I am so tired of people associating us with lawyers - and whats with this professional courtesy stuff? I don't get it.
J. Allen April 24, 2012 at 01:36 AM
Did you by any chance eat a peanut butter snickers?
genevaman May 03, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I just don't get it. I know I am a shark, but I cast the shadow of a human.
Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 07:46 PM
How drunk was I when I asked you out?


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