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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to LW Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Thirsty Horse cartoon:

I don't think going dancing later is such a good idea. I really do have 2 left feet.

Deacon Dale Metcalfe November 22, 2012 at 02:03 pm
"......and on the sixth day God created TURKEY dinner...and on the seventh they rested."
Bill November 22, 2012 at 03:36 pm
When you see cranberry sauce you know you're in trouble!
Tom Manigan November 22, 2012 at 04:24 pm
It all began when one our lost ancestors wandered into what he thought was a friendly gathering of Pilgrims and local Indians. What happened next is too terrible for words!
Despiser of Obama November 22, 2012 at 09:46 pm
And once upon a time my dear young turkey our liberal Democrates reelected the loser Obama and goosed us with a joke of useless Obamacare and violated our religious freedom. Intrensic evil my little one and we all lived unhappily ever after in a evil and immoral world.
ChiChic November 22, 2012 at 10:33 pm
"....and the dish ran away with the spoon!"
Brian November 23, 2012 at 08:14 am
Tissue?
charlies angel November 23, 2012 at 07:55 pm
lol
charlies angel November 23, 2012 at 08:08 pm
...the pilgrims went fowl hunting. The Indians brought five deer. There was a sugar shortage so probably there wasn't any pie & cakes. ??? This sounds like a conspiracy theory for jesse ventura!
Will Joseph November 23, 2012 at 08:36 pm
Oh, Vera! GIVE IT A REST!
YOU! LOST! WAAAAH! WAAAH-WAAAH-WAAAH!!!!!
Will Joseph November 23, 2012 at 10:47 pm
It was God's will, Vera. God's will.
Despiser of Obama November 23, 2012 at 11:56 pm
And God said we shall overcome. Obama better take cover.
Despiser of Obama November 23, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Will Joseph the poophole maybe got reelected , but he will lose the the fight against religious freedom and you will be going Waa waa , after he puts the U.S. trillions and trillions into more debt and takes us into another war. Like Trump said, rebellion?
Will Joseph November 24, 2012 at 01:11 am
Whatever you say, V. Whatever. You. Say.
D Smith November 24, 2012 at 01:13 am
....you are free to leave the country.....you seem just so miserable.
Despiser of Obama November 24, 2012 at 03:00 am
Once upon a time my little turkey there are people that don't believe in God or the Catholic faith, but yet many of the idiot people celebrate Christmas with their family and children. That my little turkey shows you how stupid people are and they don't realize they are celebrating the birth of Christ and the Christian faith. So my little turkey why is it they celebrate Christmas then. They aren't to bright my little one. End of a sad story.
Despiser of Obama November 24, 2012 at 03:06 am
D Smith as soon as Obama and his family move back to Kenya.
Bob B November 24, 2012 at 03:31 am
Congrats Dorksciple; you just managed to insult everyone who isn't Catholic. Just keep making friends and spewing garbage.
Despiser of Obama November 24, 2012 at 03:38 am
Bob B the truth hurts. Plus if you read I said Christian. This is for the non believers in Christian faith. This mostly pertains to atheist and agnostics.
Jake Delrose November 24, 2012 at 06:23 am
This story is all to true. The world has been trying to water down this story for years. Instead of Christmas, it's the Holiday season. Instead of Christmas tree, it's a Holiday tree. Even St. Nicholas being forgotten as Santa Claus.
For all of you celebrating something you know little about, enjoy the joys Christ has brought to this world to give you the ultimate freedom to mankind. Salvation. Get to know the story before you celebrate something for nothing. My prayers will be for all of your families to understand this story and accept this eternal gift forever.
Jake Delrose November 24, 2012 at 06:24 am
I'm not catholic and I am not insulted.
Jake Delrose November 24, 2012 at 06:30 am
Disciple,
Atheist and agnostics should not be participation in any such celebration as the rest around this time. It would only mean that they have come under the pressures of religion to celebrate around this time. I never have yet seen an atheist and agnostics celebrate Hanukkah because that would validate the belief of a higher being that is to be worshiped. They should go away on vacation or live a lonely life at home never venturing out during this November and December.
Jake Delrose November 24, 2012 at 06:34 am
Christ is Christmas
and St. Nicholas is Santa Claus that is celebrated on December 6th. http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/who-is-st-nicholas/ We should all understand the stories that we celebrate during this time, then maybe we could get back to the basics and not fight one another at black Friday events.
John Roberts November 24, 2012 at 11:47 am
I do not believe in a god..man made gods...I do not celebrate Christmas in honor of catholic faith...I believe in Jesus Christ,as a man who stood up to the authorities,stood up for his beliefs in the face of danger,I believe there was a man who saw how humans were living and wanted to change it,..I believe in the man who was sacrificed for standing up to everyone....Not religion....today's religions have some what calmed down but not a religion went by without having some kind of make believe god or violence involved with it..and most of the time the violence came when the faith and beliefs of the imaginary were in question by the one being attacked...religious freedom ? You mean like the Muslim guy who attacked a guy dressed as Muhommad and the U.S. judge said the guy was in the right to attack the American because the guy was "Obligated" because of his religion.....religion migh bee alright if all of it wasn't forced religion at one time or another..but it all retains,started,and will always be "Violent" while preaching "peace".....
John Roberts November 24, 2012 at 11:53 am
Well what do you religious nuts call me...I believe in Jesus Christ but not a god.i believe in Christmas as to celebrate a man who stood up to authority,stood for his beliefs,and what he thought was right.i celebrate Christmas in honor of a man who tried and changed the way people lived..from mostly primitive to having a human factor,common sense and morality to a human life it's self..not caveman mentality...
Despiser of Obama November 24, 2012 at 01:26 pm
Jesus died for our sins , plain and simple.
Despiser of Obama November 24, 2012 at 08:51 pm
John Roberts you are called uneducated and misinformed about the real meaning of Christmas and the actual sacrifice of Jesus for us.
Linda Seebock November 25, 2012 at 07:23 pm
Reasons why Humans should not use Turkey for thier main food on Thanks giving.. Turkey Troots, Turkey Farts, Turkey breath, Turkey gas........ Son the list goes on and on...... But the Pilgrams s would not listen to us.
Mike November 29, 2012 at 11:50 am
And that, my son, concludes chapter 8, "Why Turkeys Don't Wear Underwear".
Dave November 29, 2012 at 01:33 pm
Thanks.
charlies angel November 30, 2012 at 12:30 am
and son, if you're fortunate enough, you won't end up in Paula Dean's gobbler cobbler!

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