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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

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Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 05:22 pm
Sounds like the Obama family is moving back to Chicago soon.
Army of One September 6, 2012 at 05:28 pm
Oh really. Here's my proof, http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2011/apr/18/michele-bachmann/michele-bachmann-says-top-1-percent-pay-40-percent/
Where's your proof that Biden even made that claim, Chuck?
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 05:28 pm
"She can't travel the world on the taxpayer's dime, now that she is out of the White House"
Army of One September 6, 2012 at 05:35 pm
Mitt, the producers from "Survivor" called. They said you won't be able to be a contestant for the upcoming season. However they did say to try out for "Real World: Kongo"
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 05:40 pm
I guess I have to explain the joke to you, must be over your head. Biden is a walking GAFF. So he does not always make sense. Now do you get it Army of None ?
Army of One September 6, 2012 at 05:46 pm
Well you are the one that claimed Biden said it. Don't quit your day. There is a difference between making a gaffe and making up quotes that someone supposedly said
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 05:54 pm
So is it 25-30% ? or 40 % ??
Vern Magnesen September 6, 2012 at 07:05 pm
Hey Tarz. BE CAREFUL; I know you're a real swinger,
but NO cellphones while swinging.
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 07:21 pm
" It's the Occupy Wall tree movement. They say they want to occupy our tree b/c we have too many coco nuts "
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 07:25 pm
Just keeping it witty AON. You should try it. The Kool-aid has ruined your sense of humor. There is a difference b/n humor and historical fact.
Chris Walker September 6, 2012 at 08:16 pm
Like I told you honey, this iPhone can do a lot of things but it doesn't have a "Shrink your Schnoz" app.
Garry Watkins September 6, 2012 at 08:47 pm
It's Nancy Pelosi...she says she has another joke for you about Obamacare.
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 09:18 pm
or "Hey Mr. Wiener, please stop sexting me pics of your private parts".
Charles Babco September 6, 2012 at 09:24 pm
You only managed to prove yourself WRONG. the article indicates 40%, not 25-30%. LOL And was I "claiming to state a fact, or just suggesting a caption for the cartoon ? Geeez,......... are you really that desperate ??
Army of One September 6, 2012 at 09:39 pm
Aw poor Chucky is upset that he was caught in a lie. Biden never said what Chucky claimed he said. Now Chucky claims it was just a joke. If that was the case why did you ask for proof. Either way 30% 40% is still far from the 90% that Chucky claimed.
Charles Babco September 7, 2012 at 12:03 am
Aww......Army of None is so desperate to defend a failed presidency. How sad. How dare I make fun of None's idol, Bumbling Biden. Now he has to resort to personal attacks. Looks like I have won the debate.
Army of One September 7, 2012 at 12:24 am
Personal attacks....let's see who started that. Oh that is right, it was you...who couldn't get my screen right..I guess you would call that a typo now. Let's face it Chucky, you got called out on it, twice now.
And for the record I will defend Obama because I do not see him as a failed President. Bush will still go down as the worst President in history. Bush was an embarrassment to this country and to the rest of the world. Maybe you answer this, is Bush still looking for the WMD's he claimed Iraq had? Are they under his desk?
Charles Babco September 7, 2012 at 12:48 am
Sorry to break it to you Armi, but Obama has already surpassed all the rest as worst president of all time. I know it urks you, but deep down you know it. LOL
Army of One September 7, 2012 at 01:00 am
What is urks and armi? Did you mean irks and Army? Did Tarzan teach you how to spell?
charlies angel September 7, 2012 at 02:49 am
Lol
Charles Babco September 8, 2012 at 01:46 pm
Hillary: " Okay Bill, why do you still have this old video of YOU and Monica in the Oval Office together on your fancy phone ? "
my opinion September 8, 2012 at 04:18 pm
Well do the math, because we know that 50% of the population doesn't pay income taxes.
Charles Babco September 8, 2012 at 06:03 pm
Tarzan had a mustache ??
Rick Anderson September 8, 2012 at 09:18 pm
Go get me a phone cover that matches what I am wearing.
Rose Curnutt September 12, 2012 at 12:58 pm
I like that one!
Charles Babco September 12, 2012 at 01:23 pm
That must be true, our fact checker has not contested it. Not too funny, but apparently accurate.
Charles Babco September 12, 2012 at 01:27 pm
I'll bet you don't have any proof that she said that.
Charles Babco September 14, 2012 at 03:30 pm
neither funny nor factual. stale
Holly Haworth November 4, 2012 at 05:58 pm
Look what I stole next year
Charles Babco November 4, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Barry, it's Medeved. Mr. Putin wants to talk about that new "flexibility" that you may have soon. He keeps referring to you as "my Comrade".

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