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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tommy O, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Walks Man cartoon:

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Kevin Fitzpatrick November 14, 2012 at 02:57 pm
Sow, I'm thinking about the "wild oats" special on the menu.
Despiser of Obama November 14, 2012 at 02:57 pm
Horse to woman, the more I drink the better you look! The woman to the horse, why such a long face then.
Despiser of Obama November 14, 2012 at 02:59 pm
Horse to woman. Don't worry I got free condoms from Obamacare.
The Sentinel November 14, 2012 at 03:02 pm
Good one.
Steve Luby November 14, 2012 at 03:03 pm
This beer is terrible. Take it back and bring me a triple Crown and soda.
L W Sagan November 14, 2012 at 03:03 pm
"Well, my great-great-great-great grandfather was convicted of eating the kings grain, and was executed on the gallows... perhaps that's where the phrase came from?"
Melissa November 14, 2012 at 03:15 pm
Lady to the server: Sorry - he is such a horses A$$
L W Sagan November 14, 2012 at 03:23 pm
"I don't think going dancing later is such a good idea, I really do have 2 left feet."
The Sentinel November 14, 2012 at 03:34 pm
I haven't read a bad caption yet but LW, you keep coming up with quite a few good ones. I like this one too. Very clever. My conpliments.
L W Sagan November 14, 2012 at 03:42 pm
"Dessert? Well, I know most horses will eat just any old doughnut, but not me. My dessert pastries need to be be long and braided. I guess I'm just that 'horse of a different cruller' you've heard about."
Bob B November 14, 2012 at 04:05 pm
And thank God for that.
John McDonald November 14, 2012 at 04:20 pm
No sir, we do not serve hay by the bale.
Harry Kari November 14, 2012 at 05:58 pm
It's been 32 years since we did the bedroom scene in the movie "Airplane!" Here's looking at you kid.
Logansdad November 14, 2012 at 06:05 pm
And what can I get for you, Mr. Ed?
Despiser of Obama November 14, 2012 at 06:22 pm
Bob B hopefully none of your children look like a horse. Neigh !
Despiser of Obama November 14, 2012 at 06:24 pm
The horse says! "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Harry Kari November 14, 2012 at 07:00 pm
L W is extremely warped, with too much time to kill...they are very funny
L W Sagan November 14, 2012 at 08:00 pm
"What have I done? Mostly summer stock, but my big break was playing Khartoum, Jack Woltz's horse in the stable scenes in "The Godfather". But then I got real sick, so Coppola had my brother fill in for me in the later scene. God rest his soul."
charlies angel November 15, 2012 at 12:34 am
I cant be the designated driver tonight
charlies angel November 15, 2012 at 12:39 am
A few more of these and you'll be looking like st. Paulies girl!
CW Baumann November 15, 2012 at 12:46 am
Mike Royko was right, this beer does taste like it was brewed through a horse!
CW Baumann November 15, 2012 at 12:49 am
What some of this humor??
Joel Craig November 15, 2012 at 01:13 am
Can you direct me to the restroom? This beer is going right through me, I've gotta pee like a race horse.
charlies angel November 15, 2012 at 01:25 am
How about we blow this place and ill take you for a ride on my pony
Richard R November 15, 2012 at 02:06 am
Don't worry after a few of these, I'll look like the stud, I said I was on my dating profile.
Vincent November 15, 2012 at 02:09 am
That's funny!
Brett Nemec November 15, 2012 at 05:24 pm
[horse to waitress] and then I says to her, I says "horses don't drive, I can have as many as I want!" [hahah]
charlies angel November 16, 2012 at 04:46 am
So where were we? Oh yes ; my ex was a real night Mare!
CW Baumann November 16, 2012 at 05:03 pm
Nancy is a very punny person!!
Vincent November 17, 2012 at 09:41 pm
Ed didn't now that he was putting the last nail into the coffin of their relationship when he quipped, "Are you giving me an ulti-NEIGH-tum?"
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Nicki Anderson June 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm
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Larry Newton June 17, 2013 at 08:00 am
As a Commissioner, I would have liked to have seen a comparison of the budget that was presented inRead More our Board packets as a draft at a prior meeting compared to the draft that was put on the table before me at the last meeting so that I can see where the cuts took place. Spending down this year's contingency line items is like a sugar rush and will negatively affect the Park District's future. Prior Boards have been carrying over the contingency amounts from year to year in order to deal with unexpected expenses that inevitably come up. Just last week, the Administration Center was without a/c when the four units failed and needed to be replaced. Where did the funds come from to do that work? Its not as if the Board can go out and raise funds in the private market. That's what businesses CAN and should do, but then a park district is not a business. I resent the statements that prior Boards have been acting in a financially irresponsible manner. The Board has been operating a lean operation for many years.
Mike Keniley June 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I am just wondering how long this suspense filled soap opera will continue? Bottom line: HurtadoRead More knew his buddy needed a job...so; he and his majority board members made a mockery of local government due process and gave Mr. Peck a job, even though Hurtado voted with the past board to unanimously select an Exec…who is still under a contract. And then decided there was a need to pay a board secretary (who jumped out of the frying pan…smart move) and then appointed someone without pay. And of course there is a need to have a paid political hack to help publicly spin the board’s craziness via press releases.
AlaskaDreaming June 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm
I hate to ask the obvious of Mr. Peck (not that I expect him to answer anyway), but why is thisRead More announcement coming from the Executive Director rather than our newly appointed Director of Communications?
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