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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to LW Sagan, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Pumpkinhead cartoon:

Yes, Joe, I know I said we wanted to squash the opposition....

charlies angel October 31, 2012 at 05:33 pm
Shall i call Billy the exterminator?
Married to a teacher October 31, 2012 at 05:35 pm
Don't worry it's just Jeff Ward and his GEA buddies. They will be nutered soon.
Julie October 31, 2012 at 05:41 pm
Look, Harry, All I know is that Carol Young just called and insists that you put that green shirt back on!!! She also wants you to deliver more of the I Love Geneva Teacher signs to more teacher's yards. These bloodhounds are here to help you!
kendall October 31, 2012 at 05:54 pm
They've joined the Union, Harry. They want you to show your respect by feeding them 5 meals a day, filet mignon. And no more leashes - they say it's degrading.
Harry Kari October 31, 2012 at 06:35 pm
filet mignon? did the Kendall County Coroner and his deputies unionize?
L W Sagan October 31, 2012 at 07:29 pm
"Hey, Travis, do you remember when I told you that one day Old Yeller would get even?"
Logansdad October 31, 2012 at 08:05 pm
Who called for Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Loretta B. October 31, 2012 at 08:30 pm
I had to improvise, the store was all out of Werewolf costumes....
Rick Anderson October 31, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Honey, it's ok Obama just left with pumpkin head but left these these teacher union officials.
La Grange Park Cat Clinic October 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Yep, the vet said they had beautiful teeth!
Janet Barrett October 31, 2012 at 11:05 pm
They're not mice, George!
Lisa November 1, 2012 at 12:18 am
Now Mitt! Calm down! These dogs only want to take you on a little trip. Get in that cage on top of their car. (heheheee)
L W Sagan November 1, 2012 at 12:45 am
"If you had done what I told you to and walked them before sundown you wouldn't be having this problem."
L W Sagan November 1, 2012 at 01:08 am
"But Honey, the shelter said they were rescued from a Transylvanian puppy mill...they practically GAVE them away! You'll just LOVE the weird little crates that they sleep in...all day."
L W Sagan November 1, 2012 at 02:18 am
" This is the last time I let you order Cape Hunting Dogs off the internet...."
Sandi Kauffman November 1, 2012 at 02:19 am
Down boys! I said, "The weather is supposed to get bad overnight"- not "You have a bad overbite"
Judy November 1, 2012 at 05:09 am
Sorry honey, it's no use pretending to be scared of the dogs! They know you're faking it!
Maureen November 1, 2012 at 01:16 pm
You know that plasma screen tv you keep saying you want, the boys just want to help you get it! Donate blood, the life you save just may be your own!
Kevin Fitzpatrick November 1, 2012 at 01:55 pm
Ankles bleed just as much as necks do.
CW Baumann November 1, 2012 at 02:02 pm
Is this what they mean by taking a bite out of crime??
CW Baumann November 1, 2012 at 02:07 pm
Do you think they have a type A personality??
CW Baumann November 1, 2012 at 02:09 pm
Or is that "fanging it"?
CW Baumann November 1, 2012 at 02:19 pm
Credit Phyllis Diller " You know they are getting bigger because the bite marks are getting higher".
cymru1111 November 1, 2012 at 05:38 pm
Let the dog date a vampire you said, what's the harm you said...
charlies angel November 1, 2012 at 07:32 pm
They're out of their treats
Vincent November 3, 2012 at 01:17 am
Well, I've been worried about these coyote attacks lately, so I thought, "If I dress them up a bit... "
Vincent November 3, 2012 at 01:18 am
Honestly, you're SO judgmental!
Rick Anderson November 3, 2012 at 02:52 am
It's Three Dog Night.
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Hey Bob, look what I just traded our furniture for
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